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Hmmm.......convince themselves, egos, theorizing, feeling young at heart, blah blah blah...Really? It's not that complicated.

What would you want.......a shiny new car with smooth tight mechanics that responds instantly or a squeaky, old, clunker full of dents, peeling paint never wants to run and is constantly breaking down ? Duh.

And of course we all know the saying why women want the younger guys........"Young dumb and full of cum......" (they want 'em on a level they can relate) .....ROFL .......again....."Man Room"....... I can say what I want...... na na nah na na nah..........and they started it anyway...... <_<

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Well if you can talk about condoms then I have a question for you men. I'm 38 nice and attractive but why is it only older men (like 60 year olds) that ever flirt with me? What is it I'm doing wrong? Come on men help me out!

Maybe it's because you're so beautiful you intimidate younger men but not the older ones?

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Maybe it's because you're so beautiful you intimidate younger men but not the older ones?

Any philosophies or theories on how you would not be an intimidating presence around the younger generation if you have anatomical artifacts that are sourced from excellent nutrition and fitness levels? Everyone wants to make friendships with others and not become isolated because of some intimidation factor. Maybe it truly comes down the a positive and open personality that is honest and altruistic towards others? That may be key. It would be a disappointment to go through all the hard work of around improving your lifestyle in terms of health only to live a lonely life. Something to ponder as a group think this morning...

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Maybe it's because you're so beautiful you intimidate younger men but not the older ones?

. My god I love it! Im sure thats not what it is but I'm going with that anyway!

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. My god I love it! Im sure thats not what it is but I'm going with that anyway!

Maybe not, but whatever it is I'm willing to bet it's their issue and not yours. You be the best you, don't be afraid to initiate flirting if you have to, and the right man will come.

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Personally' date=' I think it's a persons confidence and if they're approachable. Not to brag or full of myself. I'm waaaaayyy over 40 and get hit on by men of all ages from 20 to 70. So I truly believe that what it is.[/quote']

You can brag diva lol

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Why can I not find something that is designed like a rumble roller!!

http://www.rumbleroller.com/

It would be perfect! The perfect amount of stimulation.

So far my experience with "ultra ribbed" condoms has been, well, not so ribbed. After losing 180 lbs, I could use these to help me with the ecstasy factor in the bedroom. Men, I do have to tell you that losing the gut stomach and getting into "fit shape" has been a whole different experience, one that lasts and lasts and lasts. Ok, I better stop because I know the women are reading this post as well. :)

French tickler?

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um last I checked chick here.lol Was I not supposed to reply to your post because im a girl.?

No, not that at all. Laura had posted a couple images above, but by the time I read her post I could not see the pictures. Oh well, probably not supposed to see them. :)

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I am over 40 and usually get hit on by younger men' date=' yeah im heavy but not a sloppy heavy i have a shape and carry my weight well. But I am extrememly confident in the bedroom and with bedroom issues , I guess it comes out to men IDN ? love these mixed men and women chats we should have more of them. Btw fiddelman you should have kept going lol[/quote']

To be continued...lol.

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It was just a fun little post. Most of my posts are much more serious in nature and more useful then this one. I was just in a playful mood. :)

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Ladies, please remember this is the man's forum, not the ladies forum. And, every forum except this one and the powder room are unisex forums. You are welcome to post "unisex" topics in the lounge as well.

Thank you.

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Maybe this thread should be deleted as it is too tempting to keep the women off it. Lol!

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