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PrtyAntOvrYt    6

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Hey, do you guys know that video game "The Sims"? We could make one for lap banders where you could wander around and eat all the cyber food you wanted. There could be a bunch of cyber restaurants full of fattening, hard to chew stuff.

Like really soft fresh hot baked bread?

White Pasta

Rice

Dried Grilled chicken with Jerk Seasoning -- I love it when it's dry! It would choke a non-bander!

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PrtyAntOvrYt    6

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Hey, do you guys know that video game "The Sims"? We could make one for lap banders where you could wander around and eat all the cyber food you wanted. There could be a bunch of cyber restaurants full of fattening, hard to chew stuff.

Like the Sim's Roller Coaster and the virtual people throw up?

We could have the banders slime and PB after eating dry chicken or soft bread! Or when they take really big bites and not chew well!

Cool!

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minidriver    0

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Like really soft fresh hot baked bread?

White Pasta

Rice

Dried Grilled chicken with Jerk Seasoning -- I love it when it's dry! It would choke a non-bander!

Yeah! And you would have to steal the food from skinny people by knocking them down and sitting on them! And you'd get bonus points whenever you knock down an avatar that looks like Paris Hilton.

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PrtyAntOvrYt    6

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Yeah! And you would have to steal the food from skinny people by knocking them down and sitting on them! And you'd get bonus points whenever you knock down an avatar that looks like Paris Hilton.

Oh we could force feed them AND then they'd have to get a Lap Band!

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minidriver    0

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Like the Sim's Roller Coaster and the virtual people throw up?

We could have the banders slime and PB after eating dry chicken or soft bread! Or when they take really big bites and not chew well!

Cool!

NOOOO! The SKINNY people will slime and PB in our game. The banders will just smile and keep on eating while losing more and more weight.

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minidriver    0

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Oh we could force feed them AND then they'd have to get a Lap Band!

Yes! Now you're on the right track. Oh dear. We're evil. Evil, I tell you.

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PrtyAntOvrYt    6

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Yes! Now you're on the right track. Oh dear. We're evil. Evil, I tell you.

Yup, we could put the poundage on them! Plump them up! AND there would be a little Dr. K who comes and puts the band on them!

Hey, I think we're on to something!

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minidriver    0

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Yup, we could put the poundage on them! Plump them up! AND there would be a little Dr. K who comes and puts the band on them!

Hey, I think we're on to something!

Oh, a little Dr. K! And a little Natalie! They would have to chase them through all sorts of obstacles then catch them to put on the band. This could be really fun.

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minidriver    0

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Band Land, the game. Coming soon to a store near you.

Well, I"m going to go walk my doggy in the park. It's a lovely evening.

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PrtyAntOvrYt    6

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Oh, a little Dr. K! And a little Natalie! They would have to chase them through all sorts of obstacles then catch them to put on the band. This could be really fun.

I love it!

I love it!

AND a little Tom, the PA he'd have to chase them to give them their fills!

I was so nervous last time, I felt like I wanted to run! BUT I thought it might be a little embarrassing having him chase me down the halls!

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PrtyAntOvrYt    6

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Band Land, the game. Coming soon to a store near you.

Well, I"m going to go walk my doggy in the park. It's a lovely evening.

Have fun at the Doggy Park!

AND yes, Dear, it is a new picture!

I just wanted to mix it up a bit!

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minidriver    0

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Have fun at the Doggy Park!

AND yes, Dear, it is a new picture!

I just wanted to mix it up a bit!

Whew. I thought I was losin' it there for a minute. I mean, more so than usual.

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PrtyAntOvrYt    6

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Whew. I thought I was losin' it there for a minute. I mean, more so than usual.

Sorry! I was messing with you!

My sense of humor is a little off sometimes.

John T. always looks at me when I'm teasing him -- then he laughs but I know in his head, he's thinking, "this woman is clearly insane!"

ha!

Maybe!

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minidriver    0

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Sorry! I was messing with you!

My sense of humor is a little off sometimes.

John T. always looks at me when I'm teasing him -- then he laughs but I know in his head, he's thinking, "this woman is clearly insane!"

ha!

Maybe!

That's okay. I thought you were messin' with me, but I wasn't 100 percent sure and my memory is sooooo awful that I thought - "hmmm, maybe it is the same pic". One problem with having your ovaries removed - they take out your memory while they're at it. A little know side effect . . .

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