Ok so I am a HUGE football fan. I have season tickets for my school MSU.

I had every intention of getting myself to the mall this week to get some new jeans. My 28's are just too big now, but well I never made it. SO I had to wear these pants to the game. And couldn't find a belt.

It rained and poured at the game. I had a slicker on, so I never thought about my bottom getting wet. Well those jeans were already TOO BIG, I mean I knew way too big. AND well, the rain would fall on my seat everytime I jumped up to cheer. Making them heavier and heavier each time.

SO towards the end of the night, I jump up for a great play, and feel well a little drafty on my behind. NO SH*T they fell right off my butt. I could not even believe it. I freaked out and had no idea what to do. I was praying that no one saw until I heard a whistle behind me, you know the nice cat call. I sat down crying in embarassment and tried to pull the jeans back up. My DH looked at me and said "I guess the surgery worked hu?" OMG. I was horrifed. I wanted to get up and leave but I am in the middle of the row....and I was NOT passing anyone with those sagging jeans. I never got up for the rest of the game until it was over.

I never want to go back to face those people. A lady from behind when we were leaving told me "Make sure you hold onto those." I wanted to die. I still want to die. I have never been so embarassed in my life. Now I have 2 things to do in the morning.

1. Sell my season tickets

2. Buy some new clothes

Oh yeah #3, find some dignity somewhere! lol.....

Um, would you call that an NSV?:confused: LOL!!!

I guess you seriously need to get yourself some new clothes...fast!!

Don't worry, what are the chances those people will remember you at the next game?

Thank you SO much for giving me a fantastic laugh of the day! I was just banded two weeks ago, so I haven't had to experience that.

Just be thankful that you don't know all of the people at the game :confused:

I love it. Thanks for the laugh. Now, buy you some jeans and head back to the field. You go girl.

It's all good, you'll look back on this someday and it will be one of those memorable moments.

I too have laughed my butt off (no pun intended).

Thanks for cheering me up on a yucky day.

Now, go buy you some more pants before your arrested for mooning football fans. LOL

Let's look at the good part.

As the season moves on and more weight comes off, more people will be hoping for a repeat performance.

OMG I would sit in the stands butt nekkid for my football team.

Girl you better go cheer that team on and show off that new figure.:clap2:

Myra

PS I had my underwear fall off in the hospital parking lot one day as I was walking in. Naturally half of the patient room windows faced that parking lot. Makes me giggle thinking about it.

M

LOL I hope you were wearing cute underwear!! Ha thanks for the laugh!

Maybe we should call you "BUN BUN KITTY" LOL

Sorry I couldn't help it!

I pprobably would have crawled under the bleachers and left that way if it had been me.

Sorry about your em-bareassedment But look at your great accomplishment!! :confused:

Keep up the GREAT work!!

I can understand that your embarrassed, but don't sell those tickets. Chances are, those people will be very gracous and humorous about it.

Who cares what they think?? Life is too short to keep you and your hubby from having fun for people who you won't know in a few months time.

I wouldnt sell the tickets!! Id let all those people watch me get smaller!!

Next time turn face the crowd and scream!! I ve lost 50# GO ME!!!:clap2:

Look at the positive- It could have been much worse it could have been on the jumbotron!!

Brandy ~ I know it's not funny, but you did make me laugh. Congrats on the somewhat NSV. Now as far as the tickets go, maybe you should trade them for some scarlet & gray tickets. Sorry, just couldn't pass that one up. That game was a nail biter & action packed for sure. I'm glad I was watching from the comfort of my lazy boy.

LOL

Never heard anything about jeans and undies like that.

edie

My undies fell off as I was walking down the hall in the middle of a bunch of high school students!! I mean they fell right to the floor! I just kicked them in the open door of an office and went back later and threw them in the trash. Taught me a lesson about being too stingy to buy new things til I lost "just a few more pounds."

Don't you dare miss a ballgame because of that incident. You just go and grin. And next year they won't recognize you because you'll be so skinny!

Thanks for sharing- I was a bit embarrassed to share but now I think it is funny... Had to have an electrician out and we needed to see the box in the basement. I was also needing to get new pants.... As we were walking up the stairs with him behind me of course they just slipped down off my butt. Luckily he was a polite young man and I am a 53 yr old woman so I just grabbed them and repositioned. That was definately the last time I wore those pants!