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OMG I am so Em BARASSED.... literally the last part...

Ok so I am a HUGE football fan. I have season tickets for my school MSU.

I had every intention of getting myself to the mall this week to get some new jeans. My 28's are just too big now, but well I never made it. SO I had to wear these pants to the game. And couldn't find a belt.

It rained and poured at the game. I had a slicker on, so I never thought about my bottom getting wet. Well those jeans were already TOO BIG, I mean I knew way too big. AND well, the rain would fall on my seat everytime I jumped up to cheer. Making them heavier and heavier each time.

SO towards the end of the night, I jump up for a great play, and feel well a little drafty on my behind. NO SH*T they fell right off my butt. I could not even believe it. I freaked out and had no idea what to do. I was praying that no one saw until I heard a whistle behind me, you know the nice cat call. I sat down crying in embarassment and tried to pull the jeans back up. My DH looked at me and said "I guess the surgery worked hu?" OMG. I was horrifed. I wanted to get up and leave but I am in the middle of the row....and I was NOT passing anyone with those sagging jeans. I never got up for the rest of the game until it was over.

I never want to go back to face those people. A lady from behind when we were leaving told me "Make sure you hold onto those." I wanted to die. I still want to die. I have never been so embarassed in my life. Now I have 2 things to do in the morning.

1. Sell my season tickets

2. Buy some new clothes

Oh yeah #3, find some dignity somewhere! lol.....

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WOO HOO BRANDY!!!! Did you distract the Spartans and thats why we lost???

You're doing great and i'm so proud of you!!!

LOl, thanks Josette! I wish that I had distracted the team, at least then they would have a good excuse. :think

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Hey boo boo kitty

you know what, by next season you may not even look like the same person. The people with tix around you may be wondering who you sold your tix to.

Keep up the good work!

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Hey boo boo kitty

you know what, by next season you may not even look like the same person. The people with tix around you may be wondering who you sold your tix to.

Keep up the good work!

:) Thanks! That is definately something to shoot for! lol...

  • 3 weeks later...

I don't think there is a better way to realize how much weight you have lost!!! And hey, you got the cat whistle!!! I have not received a cat whistle in several years!!! And as your DH said, the surgery is working!!! YEAH!!! We all must be able to laugh at ourselves and share the laughter with everyone else around us. Just think, you got to share your's with a stadium full of people!!

Enjoy your success in your weight loss. And remember don't sweat the small stuff!!!

Next game show up and tell everyone your pants will not be falling off today! Of course make sure you buy new pants before you go again!!!

I wish you continued success in your journey!

Shine on, Shine on Harvest Moon! I think thats great! You cheered your team till, well, at least the guy behind you didnt sing the song, I See a Bad Moon Risen!

I had no excuse once on a flight, I went to the powder room, forgot to lock the door, and I forgot to put a seat protector on the seat, so I turned around put a protector down and turned around just in time to see the door close and some guys hairy leg and a tennis shoe. O brother, I could not stop laughing, and to think it wasnt because of working hard to loose weight!

Poor guy, I never saw that same shoe pass me on the way to the bathroom for the rest of the flight, I must have traumatized him so bad he just held it!

At least you can be proud of your hard work!

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