Ok so I am a HUGE football fan. I have season tickets for my school MSU.

I had every intention of getting myself to the mall this week to get some new jeans. My 28's are just too big now, but well I never made it. SO I had to wear these pants to the game. And couldn't find a belt.

It rained and poured at the game. I had a slicker on, so I never thought about my bottom getting wet. Well those jeans were already TOO BIG, I mean I knew way too big. AND well, the rain would fall on my seat everytime I jumped up to cheer. Making them heavier and heavier each time.

SO towards the end of the night, I jump up for a great play, and feel well a little drafty on my behind. NO SH*T they fell right off my butt. I could not even believe it. I freaked out and had no idea what to do. I was praying that no one saw until I heard a whistle behind me, you know the nice cat call. I sat down crying in embarassment and tried to pull the jeans back up. My DH looked at me and said "I guess the surgery worked hu?" OMG. I was horrifed. I wanted to get up and leave but I am in the middle of the row....and I was NOT passing anyone with those sagging jeans. I never got up for the rest of the game until it was over.

I never want to go back to face those people. A lady from behind when we were leaving told me "Make sure you hold onto those." I wanted to die. I still want to die. I have never been so embarassed in my life. Now I have 2 things to do in the morning.

1. Sell my season tickets

2. Buy some new clothes

Oh yeah #3, find some dignity somewhere! lol.....

Isn't it fun to share all those "goofs"!??! I LOVE reading them....I have a pair that has fallen off around the house but fortunately not in public!!

Just think no one will remember this in a while....you gave them a chuckle for a week!!!!!! Good for you!! Laughter is healthy!!!!! You've HELPED THEIR health!!!!

God BLess,

Melody

Banded 3/20/06 -88lbs :confused:

oh heck, Brandy! Stand up and show it, honey! You worked hard to get to that point..... And if they don't like it, you can point to the spot you would like for them to kiss....LOL

Yeah were the underware cute? If not go buy some cute underware and new jeans. Those people don't care about your butt, so you get back out there and let them see how cute your butt look in a new pair of fitting jeans.

NSV :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

lol....I am so glad that I am NOT the only one going around mooning people!

Thanks everyone for putting it into a better perspective!

I did go shopping today and got new pants, and undies. I was embarassed by the white granny pannies....lol...

I think I should start a new club. "The Accidental Flashers"

And I am not selling the tickets, my hubby would be heartbroken. But I will be checking the clothes before we go now!

They must have liked what they saw,,, you got CAT CALLS/ WOLF WHISLES !!!!!! Nothing towards the (pardon the pun) other end of the scale. And if your team won,,,(I am a bit supersticous) Now this needs repeating at each and every game!!! OK,, enough funning,lolol, congratulations on you accomplishment,,,

Boo Boo Kitty,

I am glad you are feeling better about your NSV now. I agree, this will be one of those funny stories that you tell for years to come!

Keep up the good work!!!!

I don't know, I'd call it a NSV myself. I'd personally be thrilled to lose so much weight that my pants fall...lol. Congrats on the weight loss!!

Keep your tickets! Most of them were probably too drunk to remember anyway! LOL!

Think of it as a very firm reminder that you MUST buy new clothes! You are going to lose weight very steadily, so you will need to have the basics in your new sizes...I didn't lose so fast that I felt I didn't get to wear my new clothes long enough...and it's better than losing your pants at a football game!

Thanks for the great story, and I do think it's an NSV!

Be glad they fell off. The worst is when they split from being too tight. I say, "Show'em what momma gave you." Buy you some Walmart jeans to get you by and cheer that team and yourself on!

hi i have already lost 12 lbs pre surgery , but it was because i just had a hemroid surgery and was sick for two weeks from medicine, but i refuse to buy clothes untill i find out when my surgery date is and then i am going to the thrift stores as not to pay for a lot of clothes when i wont be wearing them long, just and ideal try the thrift and good will stores dont be worried of who sees ya in them lol by the time you loose your weight, you wont care who saw you SAVE MONEY :clap2:

lol....I am so glad that I am NOT the only one going around mooning people!

Thanks everyone for putting it into a better perspective!

I did go shopping today and got new pants, and undies. I was embarassed by the white granny pannies....lol...

I think I should start a new club. "The Accidental Flashers" :car:

And I am not selling the tickets, my hubby would be heartbroken. But I will be checking the clothes before we go now!

i cant wait to loose that much i have not even went to doc yet but im working on it dont be embarassed love it:peace:

Oh, I am experiencing some NSVs at the moment which have to do with some of my favourite pants. They are linen, cut to be loose, and were kinda elegant. Now it is a matter of crotch management when I wear 'em for they are much baggier than they were before. I love the pants but I love losing weight.

Oh, I am experiencing some NSVs at the moment which have to do with some of my favourite pants. They are linen, cut to be loose, and were kinda elegant. Now it is a matter of crotch management when I wear 'em for they are much baggier than they were before. I love the pants but I love losing weight.

Croth management, now there is a particularly fun deal! Make sure you aren't sagging too low, and not too high....

WOO HOO BRANDY!!!! Did you distract the Spartans and thats why we lost???

You're doing great and i'm so proud of you!!!

If my pants' crotches drop much lower I am gonna have to buy a skate board.