I think I have you beat:

1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

6. There are more chickens than people in the world.

7. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

8. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

10. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

11. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange,

silver,or purple.

12. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

13. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back on the $5 bill.

14. Almonds are a member of the peach family.

15. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

16. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

17. There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

18. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"

19. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

20. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

21. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

22. In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10..

23. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

24. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."

25. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

26. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

27. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

28. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

29. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

30. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

31. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

32. Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

33. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

34. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

35. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand

Just thought I would lighten the air for a minute.

Ok Mr Know-It-All.

What word in the English language is singular until you ad an "s" which makes it Pural....(ok now here its the trick part)...BUT when you add a second "s" its singular again??????

I've been trying to find the answer to this one but now have to concede defeat. Soooo, what is it?!?

LOL

Several people have PM and asked. Since everyone here is honest none of them have posted the answer and claimed to have known it. My hat is off to you.

PRINCE

PRINCES

PRINCESS

There you go.

LOL

PRINCE

PRINCES

PRINCESS

D'OH! I've been trying to figure that out too but was to embarassed to ask. :cry

when I was skinny I could lick my elbow. and so can my sister.

evilah

ok that is just wrong. lol

long tongues and no wisdom teeth seem to be dominant inheritable traits in my family. heh. I wonder if the genes are linked? My sister's tongue is longer than mine. We measured. lol!!!!

evilah

And so people the moral of the story is ......

There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle, and hose given name was 'One-stone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him One-stone. After years and years of torment, One-Stone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me One-Stone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good Morning, One-Stone."

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that One-Stone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw One-Stone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, One-Stone."

One stone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die.

What is the moral of this story?????...........................

OH, Come on...take a guess!Think about it...

(You're going to love this!)

And the moral is...

You can't kill two birds with one stone

I teach 6th, 7th, and 8th grade students. My students are really motivated by money, so I told them I would give $10 to anyone who could lick their elbows. Boy was it funny to see a group of 12 kids trying to lick their elbows. We had a good time!

There is no such thing as a Canadian Two Dollar bill......anymore. I wonder if I can get my hands on an old one to check it out.