I posted this in pre op and they suggested I move it to post.....so here it goes :

I know this may be a little inappropriate and I hope I don't offend anyone but It was just a thought and im sure others have thought about this too. So here it goes!

I know the ...willy...looks bigger when men lose weight...obviously because they're losing weight. and i know our ta ta's might droop and sag. I know this from previous weight loss. But what about the ....."hoo ha"? I'll spare the graphicness of the post but you all know what i'm getting at!!! Does it change at all????

I'm a Southern girl and though we were taught that it was a vagina' date=' it was taboo to call it that. My Grandmother called it "Possible" (as in anything is!) or "Dololly" (as in do lolly gag around down there!) And she had NINE children, so something about her terms worked![/quote']

My grandmother said that when you take a spit bath you wash down as far as possible, you wash up as far as possible, and then you wash possible!

Just pick up some lubricant like vagisil. Works like magic and neutral, no fragrance or taste, just moisture.

Just pick up some lubricant like vagisil. Works like magic and neutral' date=' no fragrance or taste, just moisture.[/quote']

Taste?!?!?!

Taste?!?!?!

Please tell me we don't have to explain this one to you

Please tell me we don't have to explain this one to you

I second the motion OTR

Just pick up some lubricant like vagisil. Works like magic and neutral, no fragrance or taste, just moisture.

It's great for lubrication, but they can certainly taste that something is there that wasn't before!

Please tell me we don't have to explain this one to you

Yes, please do explain. In GREAT detail.

Yes' date=' please do explain. In GREAT detail.

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Lol! You guys are killing me!

Yes' date=' please do explain. In GREAT detail.

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Didn't anyone ever tell you that asking an erotica/erotic romance writer to explain anything like this in great detail usually results in books and stories being written? Be careful what you wish for!

Didn't anyone ever tell you that asking an erotica/erotic romance writer to explain anything like this in great detail usually results in books and stories being written? Be careful what you wish for!

He may want you to write one starring him lol

He may want you to write one starring him lol

Omgoodness! No extra encouragement necessary!

Why am I sitting here blushing?

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Why am I sitting here blushing?

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I have no idea. I'm still as confused as I was when this all began. O:)

For the last 10 years my husband has been fantastically awesome at sex. Now we're just gonna get crazy and have to send the kids away when we wanna do the dirty. I'm so excited I can't hardly stand it!! Lol

If your upper lips are dry, you dab a little gloss on them. If your lower lips are dry, you dab a little gloss on them. Simple.

Nooooooooooooo!!!! Don't send the kids away. You go away and have some raunchy, dirty hotel sex.