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[MoOrLess 0]

ROFLMAO!!! my honey wants to test the champaign theory lol...I'm laughing until I'm crying imagining this scene

Telly - issue with swallowing? hmmmm and getting what you want - just wake him up in the middle of the night and go for it! lol

[Telly 4]

Hahhahahahahahaaha,

I just finished my workout and came back only to read Princess's post again. I'm dizzy from laughing soo hard. I laughed during my run, laughed during my crunches and am laughing as I type this. Princess is nuts!

[FunnyDuddies 6]

jenna that was just funny. LOL

The champagne thing can be dangerous. I don't want to cause the men here any pain, but the champagne can burn sensitive skin. be aware of this before trying. You might end up with an exp you really didn't want.

But this is also called a few other things. (now you all will really get to see how freaked up my mind is with the knowledge I have attained) Disclaimer: We have not tried this. it sounds too silly to try, but we know people who have and they loved it. LOL This is champagne thing is actually called a "ball-cuzzi" and it is a jacuzzi bath for the boys. its can safely be achieved a few ways. a deep bowl of warm Water and a straw will allow someone to give the receiver a variable jacuzzi bath. a version for singlemen is to use some sort of carbonated beverage. coke, clear soda, etc. personally i think the champagne is a bit of a waste of good booze. LOL

[Tired_Old_Man 1]

The Important thing about Sex is cooperation.

Here is a story about a couple that never learned that axiom.

BIG BUTT!

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looked over at his wife and said "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape, measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill."

The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband was feeling frisky. He made some advances towards his wife who completely brushed him off. "What's wrong?" he asked.

She replied: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?":faint:

[Telly 4]

ROFLMAO! That's a good one.

[Devana 0]

Aww geez, you guys. I'm heading off to work and how am I supposed to be attentive and focussed on people while I have visions of monkeys and beach balls and ball-cuzzis dancing in my head? I just know I'm gonna keep sniggering at inappropriate times!

[Telly 4]

ROFLMAO @ BALL-CUZZIES,

I think Funny is a freak-a-leak. Freak of the Week! Now Princess is the Goddess of Freak-a-lisciousness.

["Just" Paul 1]

This is one weird thread!

Just when you think it couldn't get any stranger!

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Funny, I've gotta meet your hubby, he's gotta be great for a few laughs, and a couple beers!

About the pron movie... I almost choked i was laughing so hard.

Guess I won't try the champagne thing... don't want "Ball-burn"... sounds painful!

Too much!:heh: :heh:

[FunnyDuddies 6]

i'm funny so you have to meet him? he is actually rather boring. i found him in a library. had to do a version of that show "the swan" before taking him out on the town. he's still in the rough, but one day that diamond will shine!

Joking. he is about as freaky as me, a huge flirt, and pretty funny. I would say that telly could tell ya what he is like, but i have no idea where she is today. She was SUPPOSED to be in my area today.

[Telly 4]

Not to hijack the thread with "Telly's Wanderings" but I did not go to Tampa today. Since I lost a few pounds I decided that I would hold off on a fill until I was absolutely and positively sure. But as I said, it doesn't have to be a "Fill appt" to get up to you. I can always take the 1 hour drive to Tampa and we can hook up. I'm down for it.

[Telly 4]

Is it safe to ask any sexual question here?

[S@ssen@ch 745]

OK, can't resist,

Believe it or not, I heard about this on a show on HBO. can't remember what it was though.

"Real Sex". It's a great show for those sexual fantasies and can be rather informative if you are paying attention and not using it for stimulation. (did I just type that?) :omg:

[lizzilo 0]

Is it safe to ask any sexual question here?

The original question was about semen swallowing. I can't imagine why you couldn't ask about anything!

[Marie485 0]

Pop rocks or ice cubes are both things that I have tried.

[lizzilo 0]

Pop rocks or ice cubes are both things that I have tried.

Pop rocks sound painful.