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I'm as freaky as ya wanna be!

Telly, what was your question?

Did i miss it?

Real Sex was my favorite HBO program, when I had HBO.

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All I have to say is that some of the things I've read in this thread came in very handy as we celebrated our anniversary last night...

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It is nice to see the women learning...That is why I read cosmopolitian and others besides player hating Oprah!!

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oh no...please do not think that cosmo has the answers. I am sorry but there is nothing but wannabes in there telling secrets. Honestly I think the men have more to learn than anyone. And to learn, you need to find a female friend you trust...who is getting some mind you or who has successfully gotten some in the past...and ask her.

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oh no...please do not think that cosmo has the answers. I am sorry but there is nothing but wannabes in there telling secrets. Honestly I think the men have more to learn than anyone. And to learn, you need to find a female friend you trust...who is getting some mind you or who has successfully gotten some in the past...and ask her.
IMHO, women are the more sexually orientated gender. That is the reason that society has imposed double standards; in order to control the natural sexual urges of the females. Left to a society of no structure, the women would be the aggressor. It has been my experience that the women has much more sexual pleasure than the male during a love-making session.

However, in public, they seldom admit to it. This thread is an extreme exception.

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Hey Paul,

I really didn't know till recently but it really is TMI. Funny thing is that now that I know what it means and what it refers to, I actually look out for it when I shop or go out. LOL, I'm like, "Wow, he got a FUPA" Fat upper Pen*s Area.

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bwhahahahaha telly i do too. sick huh? LOL We were walking through the mall and the kiosk that does custom embroidery on hats had sold their FUPA hat. I used to have one, but I can't find it anywhere. I think DH took it to work. I wanted to get a new one and take my pic in it for this thread. LOL

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Hey Paul,

I really didn't know till recently but it really is TMI. Funny thing is that now that I know what it means and what it refers to, I actually look out for it when I shop or go out. LOL, I'm like, "Wow, he got a FUPA" Fat upper Pen*s Area.

Without being crude, I was going to say that men have a similar situation when losing weight, as there was more fat around the "area" than I realized. This creates the illusion (or actually the reality) of a difference in size of the Phallus. (I'm trying to sound scientific)

Now I'm gonna be looking for it... see what you did!;)

Maybe ignorance is bliss!:)

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