Figured I'd get hump day started with a question.

Is it true when they say that for every 35 pounds you lose you start showing an extra inch on the ole wedding tackle???

I don't know what to say about all of you , just that I was laughing so hard I had to pee lol thanks for the smiles this morning.

aaaaaaaaahhahhaha thats all i can say right now!!

Amazing, no comments from CG.......

You guys made my day, I was needing a good laugh!

Now, somebody refresh my memory. Is it length or width that makes a difference?

Now, somebody refresh my memory. Is it length or width that makes a difference?

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Shouldn't really matter when you've got a 9 inch tongue and can breathe out your ears

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Hope its longer than it is wide......j/s

I thought it was the motion in the ocean that made a difference??

There's not as much motion in the ocean without a decent sized oar.

Love this!!! Finally a lighter side. Hey Steph, give me 6 months and I'll be in touch:) However I'm still just an average white guy so I probably wouldn't be expecting any "Magnum" size finds.

Let me chirp in...honestly, bigger doesn't mean better.

***drops mike and walks off stage***

...and i missed all the fun for a freeking phone conference call at work???

aj texted me at work to come read this...

......as long as the hole is found is my comment.........

winkie or not...and i believe batteries at walmart are on sale.....

just saying......

lol

winkie or not...and i believe batteries at walmart are on sale.....

There you are!!