Figured I'd get hump day started with a question.

Is it true when they say that for every 35 pounds you lose you start showing an extra inch on the ole wedding tackle???

Not sure the exact amount but yes. Mainly, as the fat around it contracts back you do gain additional length. The rumors are fantastically true!

That's the rumor on these 'ol boards.

Who let a cute girl in the 'Men's Room'? Alert...Alert!!! Lol.

Would it be wrong of me to ask for before and after pictures and I'll be the judge?

So unfair! You guys get bigger junk and all we get are smaller, saggy boobs!

Would it be wrong of me to ask for before and after pictures and I'll be the judge?

I don't see that specific section on the website

Love this!!! Finally a lighter side. Hey Steph, give me 6 months and I'll be in touch:) However I'm still just an average white guy so I probably wouldn't be expecting any "Magnum" size finds.

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Ya but that leads to insecurity which usually leads to a trip to the ole plastic guy. It's a win win for everybody

Hey Guy, if it is true we just may have to start a new kind of LapBand results forum.

Ya but that leads to insecurity which usually leads to a trip to the ole plastic guy. It's a win win for everybody

Oh boy this thread could go so deep into the gutter lol. I'm trying really hard to behave but y'all are killing me! LOL!

For the record, at least we can once again see our "kitty" after losing our huge guts- which pairs nicely with you guys having bigger junk!

...I still miss my boobs though. *sighs *

So unfair! You guys get bigger junk and all we get are smaller' date=' saggy boobs! [/quote'] LMAO

It's a good thing this is an ONLINE only forum

Oh boy this thread could go so deep into the gutter lol.

I'm willing to do some poking around just to see how deep that gutter is

It's a good thing this is an ONLINE only forum

You trying to say if it was a group meeting you might be feeling with both hands???

Omg this all just made my day!!