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A Penis Has A Rough Life

His hair always looks a mess, he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.

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Hubby just came home. Got a pig and a deer.....freezer will be happy!

Hubby just came home. Got a pig and a deer.....freezer will be happy!

Won't have to hunt wabbits for awhile.

Nite!

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Leave that for my dogs...nite!

how are my girls today?

it was raining as i drove on in to work this a.m.

left early so i could miss any traffic snarls and wouldnt you

guess my pc decided to act up........took me forever

to just get online...def not a way to make me happy camper

first thing on monday....

much love to you all always :)

how are my girls today?

it was raining as i drove on in to work this a.m.

left early so i could miss any traffic snarls and wouldnt you

guess my pc decided to act up........took me forever

to just get online...def not a way to make me happy camper

first thing on monday....

much love to you all always :)

Hi GFB!

Its a beautiful 58 degrees in FL this morning.

Our northern folks are piling in now, really hate driving 35 in a 45 zone, just b/c.

Sorry your Monday started out bad, but that means it can only get better from here.

I'm doing laundry & making my GD Laney new purple princess pjs. She's been begging me now for weeks. She's 4.

Does your GD live close by?

just another day of insurance, agent issues, damage claims, phone and emails non stop (makes me think i am popular) and always someone wanting something from (me)........

my son and my daughter in law and granddaughter are in ok city where my son is stationed at tinker afb

did you know that tomorrow is my 28th wedding anniversary.

hub been banging the same p for that long.....OMG

just another day of insurance' date=' agent issues, damage claims, phone and emails non stop (makes me think i am popular) and always someone wanting something from (me)........

my son and my daughter in law and granddaughter are in ok city where my son is stationed at tinker afb[/quote']

You are popular everywhere you go!

I need you and wants things from you ( like entertainment ) .

Sorry your kid's are far away! My whole family , sisters, bros, cousins all have separation issues.lol

not sure about popular as i am the (mean one) here who lays the smackith down like the rock did on wrestling.......plus he is gorgeous and i am NOT........

i wish my son was closer also. breaks my heart sooooooooo bad

not sure about popular as i am the (mean one) here who lays the smackith down like the rock did on wrestling.......plus he is gorgeous and i am NOT........

i wish my son was closer also. breaks my heart sooooooooo bad

I told you before if I heard one negative remark about yourself, I was going to kick you in the ass.....

Bend over......

I'm waiting....

I don't have all day.....

@#$%$%&$#@ consider yourself virtually kicked.

Sorry it was for your own good!

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did you know that tomorrow is my 28th wedding anniversary.

hub been banging the same p for that long.....OMG

When you have the pink princess you don't need anyone else. Congrats on 28 yrs. Enjoy the day!

I'm right behind you Princess. In May, hubby and I will celebrate 25 years!

I'm back from the weekend. I see you B's stirred up trouble all weekend. (That's my girls!)

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I'm right behind you Princess. In May' date=' hubby and I will celebrate 25 years!

I'm back from the weekend. I see you B's stirred up trouble all weekend. (That's my girls!)[/quote']

Had to make you proud of us!

I told you before if I heard one negative remark about yourself, I was going to kick you in the ass.....

Bend over......

I'm waiting....

I don't have all day.....

@#$%$%&$#@ consider yourself virtually kicked.

Sorry it was for your own good!

oh my gosh.......you dare talk to a pretty pink princess in this manner

how dare you

i mean really

how dare you

but i def deserved it GF

ok. i had to train someone to use our website.....

and am all done.....where is everyone??

desert?

lousiana gal?

banjo?

mad?

aj?

deedee?

where have all the b***** gone

ppp is all alone and scared.....

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