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CG you crack me up, I think my hubby may have modeled for this pic, where is the payment! LMAO! :lol:

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I think I feel a song coming....

Yep, yep definitely ....

I got my apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. Something something looking at her.

Give my big booty a smack

Going low low low

You started it!

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Now tell me, what would a big butt and a smile do for you?

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Now tell me' date=' what would a big butt and a smile do for you?[/quote']

Well lets see, I have a big butt & a nice smile. I guess I got it all.

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yes' date=' you do......and you got me[/quote']

Got your butt GF, shelved or not!

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Hey I lost my butt but I got the smile! When I was younger my mom said she always hemmed my skirts 2 inches longer in the back because they would hike up from my big butt. See I was scarred as a child and doomed to have a big butt.

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is this a butt shelf?

Lmbo.... Hilarious

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I HAD junk in my trunk, but after losing 60 pounds it's all gone. All I'm left with is what looks like a deflated balloon:( My butt is now saggy on the outside AND inside (nobody told me about the inside saggy part, I discovered that one day when wiping myself after using the bathroom - sorry if it's tmi). I kinda sorta miss my plump butt, but I don't want to carry all of that around anymore. Also, for weeks when I would sit in my car I thought something was sticking out of the seat or that I was sitting on my keys or something, then I discovered that it was my boney butt that I was feeling! lol I never imagined that I would actually "feel" my bones ever again.

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I know I will loose a lot of my boobs. It is the first place I loose. I am looking forward to a sexy bra next summer.

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Ah, for me a sexy bra is one that condenses all my sagging deflated skin from the front and sides and armpits into front facing, perky boob-like illusions. Yay for weight loss in your fifties! (Still preferable to my old life by far.)

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I do yoga so I CAN rest a cup on it, lol.

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