So like most bandsters, I have episodes of sliming. I have in 10.25cc's in my 14cc band so I am pretty tight right now. Well, yesterday I was at work and decided to have some Peanut Butter crackers. I put a piece of one in my mouth and started to chew. I swallowed it and everything seemed fine. It tasted soooo good. So, being the food addict that I am, I continued eating it but I got carried away and started eating a bit too fast.......

All of a sudden, I got that familiar feeling in the back of my throat like, "the chewed up crackers are coming back up, accompanied with a large amount of stringy, clear slime."

I was at work, sitting at my L-shaped desk which is conveniently attached to another L-shaped desk behind me. (There is a reason for the explanation coming soon.) I knew I could not make it to the bathroom so I grabbed my white styrofoam coffee cup and very discreetly put my head down on my desk and slimed the crackers up into the coffee cup that was half full of coffee. As I looked up, I saw my district manager coming up to my desk so I quickly put the coffee cup:coffee: behind me on the side of my desk and looked up at her.

THE GROSS PART............ At that very moment, the guy at the desk behind me thought that was his coffee cup and grabbed it and started drinking out of it! He instantly spewed the coffee on his computer monitor.:puke: I turned around and said, "Oh my GOD! What is wrong?" he yelled, "I don't know, I just swallowed something really nasty in my coffee." :crying:

I LOST IT! I could not stop laughing! You see, I hate this guy, he is a real jerk. He used to make fun of me all the time for being so overweight. Now that I am starting to lose weight, he is trying to flip the script on me and wants to "get to know me better." Well, I think he knows a part of me now that he does not want to know. My innards!

He has no idea that I slimed in that coffee cup and I will go to my grave with the secret :ohmy: but I somehow feel a little vendicated because KARMA is real and I believe yesterdays episode is proof positive. :rofl:

Just thought I would share this story with anyone who wants to read it.

briliant story. sounds like it could have happened to a better person:thumbup:

lol:lol:

Ann

OMG! That truly is both disgusting (my stomach is rolling) and funny!

That is hilarious. That sounds like an episode from "the office"

EWWWW... Yuck!!!!

That is so disgusting.....but so damn funny!

He totally got what he deserved - LOVE it

omg ewww lol

That is so disgusting that I am starting to pb and slime and I haven't been banded yet!

That is so disgusting that I am starting to pb and slime and I haven't been banded yet!

You took the words out of my mouth.

Ewwwies.

that is great wish you had a video of it!!!! lol by the way congrats on your weight loss

Lmao. I hope I get to do that. Awesome!!!!

Oh, if only he knew he was more intimately acquainted with you than he could possibly imagine!

That has got to be the best story ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope he wasn't on a diet and trying to watch HIS carbs!!!!! LOL....

Karma's a b*tch isn't it...tee hee great story. I'd probably laugh everytime I saw him after that!:thumbup:

UPDATE...... He thinks it was one of his co-workers playing a trick on him and he is accusing the guy sitting across from him, who is another jerk! The speculations of what the "slimy" stuff is, are out of control! LMAO