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That's funny. I'm having surgery in three days and hope to be loosing a leg and brain soon too! Funny stuff.

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I've lost a guinea pig. :)

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I guess I have lost an elephant's penis! The next person to ask me how much weight I've lost had better watch out!!! Thanks for the laugh!

Robin

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Cute. I've lost an average-sized American female and an automobile tire. Or 4 legs and a chihuahua. Or 2 elephant penii and an elephant heart.

Interesting.

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An Irish Setter and a rack of Baby back ribs....

....um -- can we get a list that doesn't include tasty menu items???

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I'd like to lose a chihuahua (makes me think of taco bell so he needs to go for sure) twin 2 year olds (they make you crazy) and a cinderblock (carrying that around is bad for my back) = 83lbs wow what fun

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I have lost 2.48 elephant penises.......there are many other things off the list I could use....but from this point forward.....my weight loss will be measured in comparison of that of the elephant appendage. :biggrin2::biggrin2::sneaky:

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