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...people try to urge you to eat as much as them, which makes you feel uncomfortable, lol.

...people look at you weirdly when you order only a side of mashed potatoes for dinner at a restaurant.

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When it is 90 degrees out and you are still freezing.

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When everyone you know gives you blankets, snuggies, gloves, beanies, scarves and fuzzy socks for Christmas!

I am a school bus driver and though it rarely gets super cold here, the definition of super cold has changed a lot.

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Jesus loves you!!!

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When you get bariatric cookbooks for Christmas and you are genuinely excited to get them.

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My mom is so thoughtful. I got a recipe tin from her for my new WLS friendly recipes.

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When the wind catches your flabby skin and you hope you don't take off like a flying squirrel.

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This made me laugh so hard!

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When your Mom asks you what food you enjoyed most on Christmas and you tell her you no longer enjoy eating food. It is a chore. [emoji1304]

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When the clothes that were bought for you are are already way too big.

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when you attend xmas dinner and you grab a small dessert size plate and are told that "there are big plates over there "....and you just smile and say this plate is fine!

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When you can relate to this you-tube so much, but are concerned that others won't see the humor ...

Yes!!!! Great voice..but that mindset.. Oh my..

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When your in laws have no clue of your real size. My father in law is 5'5" and 138, he wears 31" jeans. I wear 32's and I'm fairly certain that I could do his 31s. They bought me XL lounge pants that are literally 4 inches from my nipples. If i don't wear them this high im pretty sure that a gang member will think that I'm doing an initiation because the crotch goes to my knees. On the postive side I can unbutton the fly and reach DOWN to clean out any offending bellybutton lint. I'm fairly sure that they would have bought a size small or medium for him.

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When you can relate to this you-tube so much, but are concerned that others won't see the humor ...

Is this video on YouTube? If so what can I search for? This app isn't letting me view it.

Thanks :-)

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Em ... do a search of all I want for Christmas is food.... cute girl (not me) with dark hair will be one of the options. I posted it as a joke because of being surrounded by Holiday food and to be honest .... sometimes that is what I want to give into. Not everyone appreciated it .... my bad.

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When you become a connoisseur of cold food that started out warm...

This could be cross posted in you might be a new parent when...lol

When my baby was an infant, I said warm food was overrated. Lol. I had 35 years of warm food before she was born.

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