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A TMI moment for you. I've always joked that I'm hung like a Japanese pornstar. Imagine my surprise when I look down at my morning wood and my penis is longer! I immediately call in Jeanna to enjoy this "miracle"! She comes in and deflates my excitement by saying that it isn't.???? That is when I realized that perspective is everything, my junk isn't bigger, my belly is smaller! Heck yeah! A win is a win and I'll take it!

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A TMI moment for you. I've always joked that I'm hung like a Japanese pornstar. Imagine my surprise when I look down at my morning wood and my penis is longer! I immediately call in Jeanna to enjoy this "miracle"! She comes in and deflates my excitement by saying that it isn't. That is when I realized that perspective is everything, my junk isn't bigger, my belly is smaller! Heck yeah! A win is a win and I'll take it!

What an emotional roller coaster----for me!!

First I was overjoyed for you!!!!!' :)

Then I was disappointed for you. :(

Then I was accepting for you. ;)

Then I decided----you're right-----To much information. :0

It is what it is----what it was... Enjoy!

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Actually, it could very well be bigger. As the fat pad at the base of your penis shrinks, more shaft is visible (and usable!). My husband has lost about 20lbs along with me, and there is definite "more to love" in his shorts. <wink>

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I'm not going to deny that we enjoyed this nsv. In fact as crazy as it sounds it seemed to both of us to have more girth. Either way Mrs. Fat Man was quite happy as was I :)

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I'm not going to deny that we enjoyed this nsv. In fact as crazy as it sounds it seemed to both of us to have more girth. Either way Mrs. Fat Man was quite happy as was I :)

Crazy?? Crazy happy!

May you and Mrs. Fat Man (really? ;) ) have many, many more "crazy" NSVs.

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LOL, either way, a great NSV ! :D

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Excellent article!! In my next life, definitely getting a man who had WLS! Lol

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I was just thrilled when I no longer felt as if I was going to suffocate my husband when I was playing cowgirl. Although, sometimes, I'd like to.

In the words of some comedian whom I can't remember their name, "I want to have sex without looking like I'm grabbing an electric fence". Truer words were never spoken...

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Omg, I just had the laugh of the week! Sic 'em, Tiger![emoji6]

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I can't wait to stop being bottom all the time.

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Lol. Yes yes yes.

So much more flexibility - one of the reasons I started yoga ASAP after surgery

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A TMI moment for you. I've always joked that I'm hung like a Japanese pornstar. Imagine my surprise when I look down at my morning wood and my penis is longer! I immediately call in Jeanna to enjoy this "miracle"! She comes in and deflates my excitement by saying that it isn't.???? That is when I realized that perspective is everything, my junk isn't bigger, my belly is smaller! Heck yeah! A win is a win and I'll take it!

Thank you for the laugh! Funniest thing I've read here!

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