The Biker Bitch Badasses can get out of control, so sometimes they need to be taken to The Woodshed.

Well here it is!

Bring it you crazy Freak Beotches!!!!! Enter your own risk. Rant Rave Blaze a trail, but above all else, Raise HELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

JC:Banane26:

Wow only 3 beers? That's kinda sad.

JC...good for you for not taking her up on the offers to have kids....BAD BAD CHOICE....BUT YOU DIDNT...WOOHOOOO

only 3 beers?? i cant stand the taste...yucckkkkkkk

I used to love beer. Lately I have grown very fond of Cosmopolitans.

OK, meat a girl online, we got together for a few drinks. She was acting very provocative. I was thinking this is a slam dunk!

Then, she started talking and talking! She was talking about having kids and all kinds of crazy stuff. I went to my little happy place and she talked and talked and talked. I was ready to start beating my head against the wall and she talked and talked and talked.

I decided that the online dating thing wasn't for me and I jetted the hell out of there!

JC

Too funny.. reminds me of the Fark headline, that was tagged "Spiffy"

Study shows 3/4 women who date on the internet, put out on the first date.

Maybe they should edit to add -Cuz tey want all ur babiez!

:heh:

Hi all,

JC, you are to funny.

BG, I used to enjoy a cosmo or 2 or 3.

What's a Cosmo? Do they put out on thed first date?

JC

We used to have a few Gizmos hanging out at my place when I was young and out of control!!!!!!

JC

If you have enough of them.

Not only do i drink Cosmos I read Cosmo too lol.

Therefore, I am a master in the art of Kama Sutra.

BG, Do you do this at the same, should we now call you "THE MASTER"

I am thinking the Gizmos are a much funner bread than the cosmos!

JC

Bg.....go Colts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who Are You Watching This Year?

I heart the Lions. They are going all the way this year.

Don't laugh...it ain't funny.

I like Peyton only because of the cute commercials he does. His brother , however, is a gigantor douche bag.

Oh and Tom Brady is my future second husband. I would definitely show him some moves I have learned in Cosmo.

Hi everyone, just wanted to stop by and say hi.

Hey Joyce

HP. Tony Dungy is the best coach ever!

BG, I aint laughin, elbows to the temple aint funny! Sinsay

J MissinTheGizmosC