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The Biker Bitch Badasses can get out of control, so sometimes they need to be taken to The Woodshed.

Well here it is!

Bring it you crazy Freak Beotches!!!!! Enter your own risk. Rant Rave Blaze a trail, but above all else, Raise HELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

JC:Banane26::):(

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hey JC...see you started the thread....

Havent heard you much over on the bike thread...my day has been pretty crappy. I hit a huge pipe and it wedges under neath my freakin tire and back axle. Not too happy..husband is even more pissed.

Drank a MT dew tonight....need to quit that.....

But anyway...

Hope you are doing ok...

T

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Doing ok, I just got home from work no lunch break, nothing, they are bustin my ass this week!

Sorry to hear about the truck thatjust plain bites Ass! Mine is going to be down all weekend!

JC

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Bg

Why are we BAD??????

So, are you glad to be back home???

Any bike rides planned for the weekend???

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You are all bad cuz you are in the woodshed.

I did an 8 mile ride this morning and I plan on doing at least 25 tomorrow. Sunday I will ride too but I am not sure how far.

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i HATE BEING OFF THE BIKE AND GETTING ON AGAIN...KILLS MY ASS

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LOL...

JC is way to busy to worry about BG's girly parts D....

Did you get your ride in???

In response to the above referenced quote........, First of all HP, I never thought you would be the first one taken to the woodshed. I guess it was because I was busy with work.

I am never too busy to worry about girlie parts. In fact I find it (HARD) to focuss on work because I constantly worry about girlie parts! LOL

BG r u ok?

JC (Concerned)

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Umm those are not all bananas dork. But I do heart the beer bananas.

I so do not want to go back to work on Tuesday.

And I am fine though now I am having some ass issues. It kind of hurts to stand. I think that is the price I pay for being lazy all week and over doing it today.

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Hey gang, just checkin' into the woodshed, lest i get in trouble on the more reputable parts of LBT.

I heart the beer bananas and the girlie parts :)

Off to eat my 1/4 cup of Soup and 2 crumbled saltine crackers... Then get my ass on the trainer to keep my "Texas Bike Trainer Bitch" status...

B

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Hi, MY name is Joyce can I be sent to the wooshed?

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A young man starts work at the local adult toy store. The owner says he has to go and tells the young man, if you can't find a price on something make one up.

A white chick comes in and asks "how much for the white dildo?" he says "10 bucks" and she takes it.

A black chick comes in and asks " how much for the black dildo?" he says "20 bucks" and she takes it.

A biker chick comes in and asks "how much for the plaid dildo?" he says "30 bucks" and she takes it.

The boss comes back and asks what happened while he was out and the young man replies, "I sold a white dildo to a white chick for $10, a black dildo to a black chick for $20 and a biker chick bought my thermos for $30.

:):P:p

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Hi Joyce,

My name is Traci and I am from Indiana...where are you from?

Welcome

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Nice joke....Welcome...

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