The Biker Bitch Badasses can get out of control, so sometimes they need to be taken to The Woodshed.

Well here it is!

Bring it you crazy Freak Beotches!!!!! Enter your own risk. Rant Rave Blaze a trail, but above all else, Raise HELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

JC:Banane26:

With all this thermos talk, I'm feeling pretty inadequate...

B

HA! I hear ya B.

Just remember ladies the C in JC stands for COLEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

JC

Explains the fascination wtih stainless steel....

Coleman as in pitching a tent?

And I cannot fucking fathom the fact that we just lost to Appalachian friggin State. WTF is going on here? I swear if I don't get some good football news I am going to be in the hospital with my blood pressure through the effing roof. In the words of D stupid fugly sluts.

Coleman as in pitching a tent?

A [big Tent] with a [Massive] center [Pole] :-)

Not only that they are the [Largest] makers of Thermoses! [Hard] to [beat] that!

Also related to Omar!

Anybody want to try to decipher that banana message. I left two smiles out!

JC

Anybody want to try to decipher that banana message. I left two smiles out!

JC

Did you meet someone on the internet and impregnate them only to constanly argue and blame your computer by beating the shit out of it for all your woes in life?

I can't believe I over looked that. Though when I first read the second line I thought the first two bananas represented tittie fuck.

Close, and definately funny, but no. When I add the two smilies you'll figure it out for sure.

Ladies, if there is one serious handtool built with you in mind, it is The Craftsman Locking Flex Ratcheting Wrench Set!

Though when I first read the second line I thought the first two bananas represented tittie fuck.

That's too funny. The first time I read it, I thought the opening was "banana massage", and the rest of the post was what happened when JC spooged on his keyboard again...

I need to start paying better attention to shit...

B

B, there is nothing wrong with a good ol banana massage! LMFAO

Revised Banana Message:

Revised Banana Message:

:mad: :eek:

OK, meat a girl online, we got together for a few drinks. She was acting very provocative. I was thinking this is a slam dunk!

Then, she started talking and talking! She was talking about having kids and all kinds of crazy stuff. I went to my little happy place and she talked and talked and talked. I was ready to start beating my head against the wall and she talked and talked and talked.

I decided that the online dating thing wasn't for me and I jetted the hell out of there!

JC

And here this whole time I thought you knocked the girl up

She had me married with kids after three beers. I had to get gone or I would have!

JC