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Have him eat less sweets to lower the amount of sugar in it there was another thread here about it having Protein so i guess theres good and bad for you ladies glad it was me and not my wife who had the RNY hahaha don't tell her i said that..great group of people here

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Omg this is too funny. How many people said "thanks for the heads up". Lol! I'm so sorry that happened to you! I suppose all women will want to say they have dumping syndrome now huh!?

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lmao Wow

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I am so glad I don't have to worry about that anymore being an older woman I have no desires for such stuff anymore thanks to menopause and the fact that I did so much of that stuff in my younger years I hope to never ever see another penis ever. Haha don't tell the hubs. But with him at 400 lbs he surely has to have a clue. This ain't Easter and I am not going hunting for eggs ya know what I mean

Lol you are way to funny. Also my mom is always saying this! Too funny indeed.

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I hadn't had anyone say anything about this either. I got nauseous and it came back up for me.

Oh. My. God. That. Sucks.

- Kaylee Ann ~ Surgerversary 6/11/2012

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I had thought about this. Sad to know I was right :( geez

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So glad to know this now lol.... Im so terrified of getting prego though that the hubs will be tripple wrapping that puppy for awhile haha and im on a ten year birth control also! And i did have to laugh a little. Sorry it was at your expence :(

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Lol you are way to funny. Also my mom is always saying this! Too funny indeed.

HA !! You should know what I tell him. I do remember when it was all so fun back n my 20s and 30s but in the 40s and 50s not so much. Especially if they don't manscape lol ewww next time you get a load instead f swallowing give him a great big wet kss and let him swallow ewww lol sorry had too

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HA !! You should know what I tell him. I do remember when it was all so fun back n my 20s and 30s but in the 40s and 50s not so much. Especially if they don't manscape lol ewww next time you get a load instead f swallowing give him a great big wet kss and let him swallow ewww lol sorry had too

Lol my my are you too funny its a goods thing hubby understands that that doesn't go in my mouth otherwise I'd have to let him swallow it hahaha

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Oh Lawd, I'm 3 days post op and laughing way too much. I needed the laugh, but the chuckles hurt my gut! Sorry that you had to be the ginea pig on this, but good info to know. I love this support group. We are definitely anything goes!

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