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Is that "Hotchie", as in Hot Chick, or "Hoochie", as in Hoochie mama?

The second - I wasn't sure of the spelling.

I like the word "Hoochie" in general. No idea why. :wacko:

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My grandmother used to call that area --"your possibles."

This topic reminds me of a research group we were doing with young males and the topic was safe sex practices. One young man spoke up and said he didn't have to worry because he practiced MAHOGANY with his girlfriend. :wacko:

Jo Ann

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The second - I wasn't sure of the spelling.

I like the word "Hoochie" in general. No idea why. :wacko:

I have no idea if that's the correct spelling or not. I was going for pronunciation. I like the "Hoochie" word, too. I tell my granddaughter she's not going out "dressed like some trashy little hoochie mama".

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I actually use hoo-hoo all the time, and cracked up when they called it a va jay-jay on Grey's Anatomy. Too funny! My friends and I have all kind of crazy names for it. We call it a taco sometimes and I've also called it " my lunch". As in, he was going after a piece of my lunch, and I shot him down.

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he practiced MAHOGANY
is that because he's sportin' wood?

Right, I better leave before the shoes, wooden and other wise can hit me.

Hey! be kind! I DO have a brain tumor, ya know!

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is that because he's sportin' wood? ]

makes me wonder....how is that different than laying pipe?

Jo Ann

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Hey, I agree whole heartedly with Bitter......Ain't nobody gonna mess with my cooter unless I give them permission, especially if they intend on causing me discomfort versus pleasure. Ditto for my funbags and my bunghole. LOL

Although I gotta admit, those drugs they give ya for the procedures like colonoscopy really do put you in a great place. It's the prep that makes your life miserable. Talk about being friendly with the toilet and "ring of fire".

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well, in this case, "layin' pipe" isn't as funny as "sport' wood"... that's the only difference.

And Ddiedrie, you do Defiance, Ohio proud! (((hugs)))) :lol:

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Hi Tired Old Man-

You had a colonoscopy in your 30s? I'm soon to be 35, when am I supposed to start having them done? I thought you were supposed to have your first at 50.

I haven't been to a GP in years for a physical. I just go to a couple of specialists for whatever is needed (derma, gyn, etc.).

Just wondering what the word on this is these days.

Sorry to take so long getting back to you. I had black streaks in my feces and a test revealed blood, so they did sigmoidoscopy first and then a colonoscopy a week later.

Because they found and removed three pre-cancerous polyps, I had to have another colonoscopy 3 months later, then 6 months later, then 6 months and then a year later and another year after that. After 5 cleans, we went to the more normal 5 year spreads.

As far as I know, 50 is the normal start age recommended by most doctors.

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Obviously I do not call "My vagina" by any euphemistic pet name and if you think I am going to tell you what I nick-named my wife's...ain't going to happen.

But I thought a funny story might allow me to participate in this thread (again).

My wife and I did not believe in giving bodily functions and body parts euphemistic names as our son grew from infant to toddler to young child. We told him his male member was a penis, which he had a hard time at first pronouncing.

One day, I was urinating in the toilet and in he came. He was barely able to clear the bowl (it is a good thing that I always raise the seat) and he said proudly, "Daddy, you have peanuts. Uncle Bobby, he has peanuts. I have peanuts, too."

I responded affirmatively while trying to hold back the laughter and urinate straight into the bowl simultaneously and then he continued, "But Mommy has no peanuts, she just has hair."

Later that day, he came to me and asked why I and my brother Bobby (who has just returned from military service and was living with us until he could find his own place) had peanuts and hair, while he only had peanuts, but Mommy had only hair. I explained to him that Mommy had a vagina in that hair. It is like a penis, but it is what a woman has instead of a penis was my basic explanation.

About a month later, he came in from playing outside with slightly older children and asked me, what is the thing that Mommy has in her hair. I explained that it was called a vagina. He said the older kids had laughed at him for saying that word. I repeated myself and tried to reinforce the word and then as he turned away to leave he said, "Oh well, it's only pussy".

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Obviously I do not call "My vagina" by any euphemistic pet name and if you think I am going to tell you what I nick-named my wife's...ain't going to happen.

If you don't tell, you can't play our game....LOL

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I use the word twat or the c-word. I've never been comfortable with cute words and my anatomy. This used to embarass my mother.

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I use the word twat or the c-word. I've never been comfortable with cute words and my anatomy. This used to embarass my mother.

The C word??? GASP...I'm so old fashioned, I can't even SAY that word. I would have to wash my mouth out....with holy Water.

LOL...

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