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If your upper lips are dry, you dab a little gloss on them. If your lower lips are dry, you dab a little gloss on them. Simple.

Nooooooooooooo!!!! Don't send the kids away. You go away and have some raunchy, dirty hotel sex.

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Omg this thread is awesome. Fyi...growing up my grandma called it my "twinkie". haha

" wash your twinkie" she'd say.

Did I also mention that I loved the hostess cake twinkies? Every day at lunch I would open up my lunch box and then think about my Vagina.

Dang now I want a twinkie....the snack cake...not a vagina

LOLOLOLOL! Okay, now I wasn't going to respond to this Not even when I read that it has been called "suzie" but "twinkie"?!!! LOLOOL! I am in tears! TOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:lol: LMBO about lunch time! YOU ARE HOOLARRYIOUS!

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Heatherr, we're going to Vegas next year for out 10 yr anniversary so raunchy can be arranged!!

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If your upper lips are dry' date=' you dab a little gloss on them. If your lower lips are dry, you dab a little gloss on them. Simple.

Nooooooooooooo!!!! Don't send the kids away. You go away and have some raunchy, dirty hotel sex.[/quote']

You know its Raunchy when you think about it the next day and you make yourself blush lol

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OMG i have read this post and serioulsy laughed until I cried! My husband says my hoohoo is fluffy and soft and he hopes it stays the same after surgery! Im hoping so too! Some of these posts have kinda scared me...lol

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OMG i have read this post and serioulsy laughed until I cried! My husband says my hoohoo is fluffy and soft and he hopes it stays the same after surgery! Im hoping so too! Some of these posts have kinda scared me...lol

Too funny

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If your upper lips are dry' date=' you dab a little gloss on them. If your lower lips are dry, you dab a little gloss on them. Simple.

Nooooooooooooo!!!! Don't send the kids away. You go away and have some raunchy, dirty hotel sex.[/quote']

We will be celebrating our 32 anniversary Dec 29 and after losing 103 lbs you better believe we will b doing the dirty hotel sex! I can't wait!

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OMG I thought you said "the dirty hole" (as a new name for "it"). :P:lol:

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OMG I thought you said "the dirty hole" (as a new name for "it"). :P:lol:

Ha Ha....dirty "No tell Hotel" Dirty hole SEX. This thread has run amok!!

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I know when I was fitted with a diaphragm for birth control my doctor told me if I gain or lose 10 lbs I would need to be checked to see if my diaphragm was still fitting correctly. So things must change internally as well. Have to ask your S.O. to keep an eye (or other appendages) on it while on your weight loss journey!

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I know when I was fitted with a diaphragm for birth control my doctor told me if I gain or lose 10 lbs I would need to be checked to see if my diaphragm was still fitting correctly. So things must change internally as well. Have to ask your S.O. to keep an eye (or other appendages) on it while on your weight loss journey!

Love your screen name. Was it meant to be as pervy as I read it?

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Love your screen name. Was it meant to be as pervy as I read it?

Hmmm. I don't know. It's. A bit like the old inkblot test, isn't it. You know "what do you see in this screenname?" Kind of adds to the suspense when my avatar is a photo of a hairless kitty!

Well, my friend, it's really just an ode to a favorite singer followed by the year of my birth!

Or is it????? (evil laugh)

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Any Sleevers got their partners to undergo the Sleeve as well?

My wife and I are doing it January 16th and February 6th

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