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[Poodles 0]

Dance Jackie Baby...Dance!!! ***looks around for one dollar bills***

I just love Jack!!!!

[MoOrLess 0]

Funny - uh uh - not after the LAST bit of drama - no way no how

Dawg - yep there IS life after death - the threads here prove that LOL

[FunnyDuddies 6]

come on. life needs spice, and love needs drama LOL

[MoOrLess 0]

I'll stick to watching plays and college productions lol

[3loves 0]

Come on Jack...................WE WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wavydaby 1]

My very first dirty joke I ever told... ever.

A Vampire goes in to a bar and the bartender gets really upset.

"We dont allow vampires in here, you all make messes and freak people out when you bite them," said the bartender.

"I'll be really good. I wont bite anyone. In fact, I came in here only cause I want a glass of hot Water for a drink," pleaded the vampire.

"Well, all right I guess," and so the bartender goes and gets a coffee cup of hot water for the vampire.

He brings it back and says,"So, what are you going to do with the hot water anyway?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and hollers, "TEA TIME!!"

-what can I say.. I was in 7th grade.

[3loves 0]

No, no, no!! Stop it!!

[Bettina 0]

The first person to invent the comfy mamogram will be a billionairre.

I have to say, I want to hear zero complaints. Yes, women have pap smears, yes they have mamograms. Yes, they do have childbirth.

I'm trotting towards a time when I'll have to go for regular PROSTATE checks.

SHUDDER

There actually is a comfy mamogram-I had one-it uses the xray capability while its trying to smash you and as soon as it can read what its looking for the machine stops!! Spoils me calling it a "Smash-0-gram" but oh well. Its a great machine:clap2: .

[Goannabanda 0]

***it looks dead.. ..better be carefull.. ..just a couple more steps and you're past... cautiously tries to sidle past the sleeping thread, trips, falls flat on face, right in front of oncoming CHEESE TRAIN!!!

Nup - it's still kickin'

On the subject of mamograms - the squishing and PULLING that those of us with "little girls" experience during the process is surely more uncomfortable that just the squishing of "bigger girls". I had my first mamo at 16 (thanks to a lump that grew after a friend punched one of my girls) - the poor babies had barely grown yet - yeowch!! Scared 'em so much they stopped growing right then & there. ROFLMFAO! Personally, I think that pap tests are worse - and we all know that they are more embarasing than painfull. I also think that having blood pressure tested is far more uncomfortable than either a mamo or pap (yes, I am a whimp over the little things). Have the tests people, have the tests.

["Just" Paul 1]

Boy, I gotta tell ya, I am glad the exam for testicular cancer is not like a mammorgram.

Imagine them squishing the boys like that...

Hooooooo... Scary:omg:

I'm a gettin sympathy pain thinking about it.

Now, nut squishing should kill a thread.

[Wheetsin 714]

That's nothing. Let me tell you how the oncologist gave my grandfather his bladder treatments...

[wavydaby 1]

I agree, a PAP is MUCH worse than a mamogram. and I DO NOT want to know how the oncologist got to your grandfathers bladder. however, I can guess he took the short direct route.

owowowowowowow.:omg:

["Just" Paul 1]

I had a brain exam once, but to not damage my skull, he went in the back way.

Damn, that doc had long arms.:omg:

[Dianechef 3]

I can't believe this thread is STILL here!! 30 pages now & still goin....

[dawg 0]

Frankly the testicular cancer exam is bad enough without squishing. I remember my doctor saying "Kind of disturbing to try and have a conversation when a man has ahold of your left testicle isn't it?"

Why yes, yes it is.