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OK ladies. someone has got to help me.. i know i posted a forum before about my eh hem... labido.. being kicked into over drive.. but I feel like im a walking horn ball!!!!

I almost think i need to take something to keep me from being so freaking horny! k... now im sorry but this might get a little um. R rated so be forewarned.

My man and I got busy this morning.. and when we were done... we got busy again.. and when we were done.. lol.. i still needed him to do a little extra with his mouth cuz i just wasn't finished yet..lol...OMG i can't believe im even writing this.. but ok.. so the past 3 days... its been like bunny rabbits and im still having to sometimes take matters into my own hands, if you know what i mean, when he isn't around to help me!!!! :P

Now used to think that addicts were for drugs and alcohol, but u know how people say they traded one habit for another with VSG... i think i traded food for sex.. which on any normal circumstance i would not be complaining about..by any means!!! but WHAT THE FREAKING HELL!!! im basically having to bring an extra pair of panties with me where ever i go cuz if see a hot guy...im like AND..... waterworks!!! lolololol..

Someone tell me what to do please?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Hope your buddy can keep up with you is all I can offer.

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hahaha this is an awesome post. All i can say is that when women lose weight they release a ton of hormones. The fat in our bodies store the hormones and it appears that its working to your advantage haha I mean i honestly wouldnt complain about the extra horniness and embrace it. Who knows maybe it will level out at some point...or not! :P

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Enjoy the moment it sounds just about right lol

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same thing here. just be thankful you have a partner to help out ;P

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um... well... WOW is all I can say about this post.

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I totally could have written this post myself! HELLO!! Bow chicka wow wow.

And I've learned not to bother with toys that run on disposable batteries. I splurged on high end version that you can plug into the wall to recharge. I have saved so much $$$ on replacing batteries.

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I totally could have written this post myself! HELLO!! Bow chicka wow wow.

And I've learned not to bother with toys that run on disposable batteries. I splurged on high end version that you can plug into the wall to recharge. I have saved so much $$$ on replacing batteries.

See the only problem i can think of is that my dumbass would forget that i plugged the thing in.. and then invite company over... i can see it now... UM... ANG... UR THUNDER STICK 2000 ..u know the one that you got in RACE CAR RED...its fully charged... AND WINKING AT ME!! lolololol

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glad to know im not the only one.. and like i said not really complaining about the sex.. but it just seems odd that i feel like a 18 year old guy! lol

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I love this post so much. ;)

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I love this post so much. I'm sure that if I let my husband read it, all of his reservations about this surgery will go out of the window!

I'm sorry, all I can offer is a *high five*. =)

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Thanks guys. After re-reading this thread I am totally horny. Now I have to wait until bedtime to try and get some.

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