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This is for the Guys out there. I was watching a program on TV and they had famous Dr. Oz (Oprah's favorite doctor) and he made the statement that for every 30 pounds a man loses he gains an inch on his manhood. I can verify that statement and proove it correct. Having lost over 90 plus pounds myself (so far with about 30 to go) I can't keep "Mr. Rodney" from waking me up all ours of the night. I can practically polevault with this thing now. :faint:

From a guy's point of view, If that's not incentive to keep losing then I don't know what is! Have fun! The Lady's Man.

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I just read and laughed through 34 pages. Whew!

Time for my .02 cents:

I actually love to lick my ladies WAY MORE than I enjoy recieving oral. I jokingly call it "getting my Vitamin P". I'm not sure anything gets me harder than doing this.

Besides, I think I already had the best BJ in the world from an ex-girlfriend who could probably strip the chrome off a trialer hitch! Most women before and since haven't held a candle to that one girl- she knew how to do it right.

I told her she should seriously give classes to other women, but she responded with, "What, and lose my edge in the market?"

LOL! She was a redhead, btw.

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Redheads have a way! *smiles knowingly*

:bananalama:And this little guy being riden is from Yugi'oh or Pokemon or something of the like. Some kids thing. (I have four kids and have seen him many times)

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I read all of these pages, and laughed my @$$ off, thanks for making my day!!!! If I have any questions, I know where to go now!

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:omg: I too just finshed reading all of these messages and LMAO!!!!!!!!! That you for such staight talk. Going to bed now to wake my DH...........

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Hi all,

I have spent the past hour or so being TOTALLY entertained by all your posts! Ur all my kind of folk!!! (BTW...I'm a swallower!)

Cheers and keep it up (literally!!) dinner anyone? :hungry:

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WOW... I saw this thread and read through it...I agree that i would rather give than recieve. I have been laughing my but off for the last hour or so... I didnt think of this being a problem afterr getting my band... hmmm i guess i will have to talk to my man...:) BTW I LOVE THIS SIGHT!

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I am so glad someone else has already asked this. I was considering making a fake name to ask it for fear of being humiliated or not taken seriously! Gag factor rocks :)

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I had the surgery back in July.....

My libido has definitely increased.

Unfourtantly, My wife really isn't into that, So I guess I have to use my imagination. :cry :cry :cry :cry

You guys are killing me. :help:

I may have to get divorced and become a volunteer!

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Hey there, Be nice....I didnt bring up this topic, It just reminds me of something that was fun from the past. Yes I am married but I have great memories! Was just dreaming about the good ole days when this activity was part of my life!

Mr. Yo,

I understand about being married and remembering the good old days. Just thinking about it makes me wish my husband was like that.

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This is for the Guys out there. I was watching a program on TV and they had famous Dr. Oz (Oprah's favorite doctor) and he made the statement that for every 30 pounds a man loses he gains an inch on his manhood. I can verify that statement and proove it correct. Having lost over 90 plus pounds myself (so far with about 30 to go) I can't keep "Mr. Rodney" from waking me up all ours of the night. I can practically polevault with this thing now. :faint:

From a guy's point of view, If that's not incentive to keep losing then I don't know what is! Have fun! The Lady's Man.

OK im sold:clap2::whoo:

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