Well I have officially been inducted into the NEVER TRUST A FART CLUB. Well here it goes, as I drank my first Atkins Advantage shake yesterday it was going down real easy and it taste so good. I was just sipping away and around the half way point ?about 30 min? I felt my stomach making some different noises. I was glad to hear them but was still curious :confused:as to what they were.

Well there it went One Fart, Two Farts both went good :lol0:, I got up to go to the toilet and as I got there and begin to sit, the third fart, OHH it wasn?t a fart :lol0: and it went all over the place. I mean on the floor, toilet, and some on the wall. I was like ?I DIDN?T EVEN STRAIN WITH THIS ONE? and it came out shooting like a double barrel shotgun.

Well I want to Pay It Forward ?NEVER TRUST A FART? :lol0:

ROFL!!! I hope you cleaned it up and not your significant other.

:lol0::svengo::lol0: Even at 31 I find this funny. Sorry it had to happen to you.

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!%#@%^&*^$

wow ... all I can say is wow... :svengo:

my experiance was nothing compared to that

And the think I drink Atkins for breakfast every morning...and fight constipation. Glad it doesn't have the same affect on me!! lol

Dude! While I will admit you are funny, Pull-leze, refrain from the graphic detail. I want to be part of the forum as much as anyone, as I know you do also, from your frequent posts. I am sure there are others on the forum will think I am picking on you, so be it if that is what others think. I am just asking for a little decorum on the forum. So, man up and be the gentleman here. It won't hurt long I promise. That said, I think you are a funny person, don't change that.

very funny! ha ha and a good warning!

My post wasn?t meant to offend anyone; it was intended to be funny and helpful to others.

I know that through this I?ve learned to listen to my body a lot more cautiously. :thumbup:

Ohhhh the infamous bowel birth. It's good you've experienced it early out. Good news is that it doesn't really last that long. Once you get mushy/solids, you may experience the opposite.

I have to say that personally, my Atkins Advantage protein shakes do help me stay somewhat regular! Fiber is just the right amount for me! Thank goodness I have not had any episodes like that, I just know that I am certainly getting my fiber with them!

I for one enjoyed your "potty humor". It inerjected a little levity into what can be a very trying and emotional time. Keep up the good work!

oh dear, I am considering surgery and it is nice to know what i can expect. my job is in a phone bank. Being old, and having become my Grandmother, who was very windy, I can't tell you how adventuresome it sounds.

ps, are you suggesting diapers?

I for one enjoyed your "potty humor". It inerjected a little levity into what can be a very trying and emotional time. Keep up the good work!

Same :001_tt2:

I am afraid to tell you that I've started carrying an extra pair of panties in a discreet little zip lock bag in the trunk of my car. The first time I learned to never trust a fart, I was at the mall away from home about 200 miles. It wasn't pretty. I learned my lesson and I am always prepared now.