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and mine will hold 8!!!

I get Paul with all his money though, maybe we can do a little preview so he can practice how to give away all that $$ to all the other women on my van. haha

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Sure, torture me... I'll have to bring more money now...

Then you'll have to help me explain to the old lady what happened to my daughter's college fund.

Heck, she can take out student loans...besides she's only 4, I'll can probable replace some of it later...

Hmmm...maybe no one will notice...

Hmmm....

7 in the van plus me...hmmm

Hmmm...

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Here's a tip....when working at a strip club, you want to be the first one on the pole, for obvious reasons.:)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS Did anyone see "The King of Queens" this week where his wife was doing the pole dancing in there room? It was hysterical!!!! (Not everyone can be a pole dancer.)

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Hi, there are excellent karate lessons available everywhere. I suggest you look up any local affiliates of the JKA (Japanese Karate Association) or ITKF (International Traditional Karate Federation) or the AAU (forgot what it stands for.

I have been studying and teaching karate for over 30 years and it provides excellent exercise and strength training and remains intellectually stimulating, even after all these years, so its easy to stick with. (as long as you don't mind pain).

If you DO decide to take up karate, I recommend that you take precautions to protect your port from getting hit or kicked. I fashioned a disk about the size of a small chicken pot pie pan made out of acrylic, then heated it up and shaped it to fit my belly over the port. I slip it in my karate gi, so that if kicked in the port, it will hurt the other person worse than it hurts me.

Don't have any suggestions regarding the pole.

Cheers!

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I dont have videos for pole dancing but I did find lap dancing and exotic dancing on Amazon one is a carmen electra video... my husband loves the new moves... I'll enjoy doing them more when I get banded and I"m down 100 lbs or so.

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paul, your wife will HAVE to be one of the 8 in my van....no married men without the wife allowed!!!

As far as that college fund....that could be the start of an even larger one if we can get YOU to pole dance!! haha

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Now you take all the fun out of it. I was just gonna tell her is was a lapband support group meeting, and that I would be a bit late. Now I have to bring her...poo.

Now let's see...Me, Pole dance...

Thanks. You just gave me my first PB.

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Hey,

Bandster BRad,

Hadnt thought about port protection during karate lessons...... Sounds dangerous. Pole dancing sounds safer to some extent! LOL

I told my husband about my Christmas wish.... I think I may find a pole under my tree.... Or Videos

Gosh that sounds raunchy.... So where does Lisa stand on all this????

Babs in TX

334/180

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