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Secret Fanstasy II -- contemporary

Okay Delarla, here's your wish! Who alive today would you have a roll in the hay with.

Rules:

1. no dissing anyone's choice

2. try to pick someone we all have a chance of knowing who they are... (for example, "that really cute boy in my class" would be out...)

3. a person you in all likelihood will never actually have a chance of a roll in the hay with.

For me, probably Kurt Russell... I've been in love with him since I was 7 and I saw "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes" wait a minute... could he have been the reason I'm so into computers??? Ye gods! LBT is wonderful therapy!

Sure there are others, but Kurt is my top pick... for now.

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Agree totally with Sam Elliot, mostly in his younger days.

Ooooh completely did not even think of him - I'd still jump his old bones as he is and maybe send him to his grave! dammmmmmnnnnnnnn that deeep sexy voice - for those of you who don't know he is the voice on the commercials BEEF, It's what's for dinner.

mmmm sam elliot , that's What's For Dinner...........I say

Pam, sometimes I just can't find the right word, so quiggle kinda covered it. Kinda like quiver and wiggle all in one.

Quiggle - what happens to girl parts when yummie guys make you QUIGGLE.

Ok I am just jumpin in on this. I had to take some time and really think this out.

I am soooo totally hot for Johnny Depp but he would have the wear the Captin Jack Sparrow costume. not the Charlie and the chocolate factory get-up. His voice is also really cool in Corpse Bride. I just love him.

As for Rob Zombie, we met him and his brother "Powerman 5000" a few years ago and while extremly hot, he kinda smells bad. I worked for a major tattoo place in Chicago and we went to a show, we were VIP's and got to meet the bands for the night, Rob Zombie, Korn and Powerman 5000. He was a very cool guy but like I said a bit smelly, sorry to screw up the fantasy.

Next in line is George Clooney I live in Chicago and several years ago we were doing my favorite thing shopping the Million Dollar Mile and who walks up and opens the door for us? None other than George Clooney and Anthony Edwards, dressed in scrubs (filming ER?) they were on a break as Anthony Edwards was going in Marshall Fields to shop. They held the door for us, when I said thanks, my mom almost fainted. And yes ladies he is just as hot in person as on TV and a gentleman to boot!!!! I will forever be smittened over him as he was a knockout and nice to 2 fat ladies. He could do an emergency exam on me anyday.

Last but not least would have to be David Docovany (sp?) the guy from the x-files. I am not sure why I think he is soooo hot but he just is.

And honorable mention goes to Noah Wiley, he is hot and loves animals. He has a rescue for abandoned animals at his home. How sweet is that? And, well did I mention he IS hot? ~Mandy

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Collin Firth~Gotta love the accent & he's such a serious actor. I wouldn't mind letting him vent all of that seriousness attitude on me. :(

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Tim McGraw~OOHHHH! YUM!

Viggo Mortenson, Orlando Bloom...I could go on & on!! Okay, and if I were the other way, I'd definitely try Angelina, BEP's Fergie, Shakira & Eva Longoria. She's so petite. Haha. They're hot.

I live in Orange County NY and I went to school with these two! Vinnie and I are the same age, Paulie is two years younger than me...You think they are hot on TV oh girl....You need take a trip up and see em in person. I think what makes them sexier is that they do a lot of AWESOME charity work so I gotta give them alot of credit for that!! I think we only see a small fraction on the television of exactly what they have their hands in. Paul Sr. has an amazing body and ya know what..HE knows it. He goes to the gym where my sister goes.

Too cool! I think Paulies pretty hot too. I like when he get's all hot and bothered. Oooooh.......

I like the quirky sensitive types. Johnny Depp (Benny and Joon, Gilbert Grape), Christian Slater in the Bed of Roses movie? and ummm....Bill Pullman (While you were Sleeping), oh yeah, much as I hate it, I'm really attracted to Hugh Grant. Yep, I could get in to that...hmmm,

I'm with you Kathy!

My list:

Richard Gere (now...think he's so much sexier with that silver hair)

Johnny Depp (fell in love with him during his 21 Jump Street Days)

Richard Greico (another 21 Jump Street guy then onto Booker)

Bill Pullman (oh yeah....While You Were Sleeping)

Tom Selleck (then AND now!)

....and here are some I haven't seen yet, but I love their humor and think they are very sexy.

Robin Williams

Jim Carrey

My total favorite at this time in my life is Bono - love the man, got a whole fantasy world happening around him. Then.....George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Mathew McConeghy (cant spell his name but he sure is hot!) Mel Gibbson, oh and a young clint eastwood.

Jack you are a poet :( I really LIKE poets!!!

And 'Oh oh oooooohhh' thanks girls for all the stimulating suggestions!! Can I have Colin Firth, Johnny Depp (as Capt. Jack Sparrow), Viggo and Bono when you are done??

And I would like to add Robbie Williams and Charlotte Church.

As for Rob Zombie, we met him and his brother "Powerman 5000" a few years ago and while extremly hot, he kinda smells bad. I worked for a major tattoo place in Chicago and we went to a show, we were VIP's and got to meet the bands for the night, Rob Zombie, Korn and Powerman 5000. He was a very cool guy but like I said a bit smelly, sorry to screw up the fantasy.

Thanks for the heads up but...If he was willing to over look my 60 extra pounds....some few thousand streach marks, and not so perfect boobs, then I would over look a little body odor~~ NO DOUBT~~I think he is THAT DAMN HOT~ While the heads up was good....Didn't screw up my fantasy at all eheheheheh I know, Im sorry, Im a freek!! There I said it....FREEK FREEK FREEK eehehehe :(

I have a renewed crush on Peter Brady/Christopher Knight. Have you all seen the new vh1 show he's on? "My Fair Brady" Man, he grew into a friq'n hunk!

'scuse me, I think I just had a hot flash...

hmmm ok my yumm yumm list would be:

1. Josh Duhamel from the show Las Vegas

2. Shamar Moore (oh soooo completely edible!!, he makes me sweat!)- from Y&R Criminal Minds

3. Jason Taylor (Miami Dolphins)

4. Tommy Lee....less any infectious diseases LOL

5. Angelina Jolie ...love her

Tim McGraw for being so sweet. His voice is yummy.

Vin Diesel for being so damn hot and strong and tough.

John Corbett for having the perfect cutie face.

I would pick my man over any one of the guys above, and I'm not just saying that because he'll read this. (I'll see if I can post his pic for you ladies - he is a cutie!)

Maggie

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