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Secret Fanstasy II -- contemporary

Okay Delarla, here's your wish! Who alive today would you have a roll in the hay with.

Rules:

1. no dissing anyone's choice

2. try to pick someone we all have a chance of knowing who they are... (for example, "that really cute boy in my class" would be out...)

3. a person you in all likelihood will never actually have a chance of a roll in the hay with.

For me, probably Kurt Russell... I've been in love with him since I was 7 and I saw "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes" wait a minute... could he have been the reason I'm so into computers??? Ye gods! LBT is wonderful therapy!

Sure there are others, but Kurt is my top pick... for now.

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CLOO-NEY! CLOO-NEY! CLOO-NEY! CLOO-NEY! CLOO-NEY!

Oh yes George...yes...YES.... YESSSS!!!

(Of course foreplay would be dancin to his Aunt Rosemarie's throaty tunes :)

Yup, George would be #1, Richard Gere would be right there too!

I want to be on a Island with Richard Gere a young Mel Gibson and a young Tom Selleck attending to my every need. I do mean my Every neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

ladysplenda/Linda

Mark Walburg, Richard Gere, Ice Cube, and I would consider becoming a switch hitter if Angelina Jolie or Milla Jovovich(sp) walked past.

Rob Zombie...whoa man, can he move I LOVE HIM~With all my evil soul muhahahahah YUMM-MEEEE

I second that Yumm-Meee and raise you a YUMMMMY YUMMMY

And add Hugh Jackman

Amy

Hmmmm...So many and so little time LOL

I LOVE vin diesel..Derek Jeter, Christian Slayer..Wellsworth Miller (prison Break On Fox) Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks

I have a few more just my brain can't think of them all LOL

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I had a think for George Cluney until one of my co-workers pointed out the uncanny resembalence between him and my dad... EWWW. I'd never noticed it before, but damn if she wasn't right....

I hadn't really thought about it....but probably Mae West would do....if I survived....

HAHA - that one needs to go under the other thread for Deceased lovers. She had some big ol' knockers didn't she? Here's a little trivia - certain fire hydrants are called Mae Wests - these are because of the 2 huge knobs on each side for opening up the hydrant. Guess some preverted fireman back in the day was fantasizing about something when he named them!

Ok so here is my list - I can't believe no one has named him yet.

#1 - Matthew McConaghey - whew I would take him anytime, anyday, in any form, but mostly I'd like to have him on the night he was arrested for smoking pot and playing his drums too loud - oooohh I get hot just thinking about that mug shot! Wish I coulda been there that night - WHAT A DELICIOUS PIECE OF MAN MEAT!!!

#2 THE ROCK - for his charisma and smile - he could PUT THE SMACK DOWN ON MY CANDYASS ANYDAY!!!

#3 Jack Johnson - for those of you who don't know he's a mellow musician who sings with just his guitar - kinda like Dave Matthews but wayyy sexier. He owns his own recording studio in Hawaii at his house where he records his albums. Sexy sensitive type.

#4 Eminem - he's just all sorts of messed up - I LOVE DEM BAD BOYS!

The rest I will list in no particular order and some have already been listed.

Jean-Claude Van Damm - back in the early days Kickboxer, etc. he's looking pretty rough lately with all his straight to video releases.

Sean Williams Scott - the infamaous "Stiffler" from American Pie - just a cutie - and goofy guy. Not much else.

Vin Diesal - in XXX - what's not to love about a badass undercover agent!

Bill Pullman & Aiden Quinn - I too am a lover of these older, but goodies. Aiden Quinn in Benny & Joon - who COULDN"T fall in love with that. Bill Pullman is great too.

And FINALLY - I'm not bisexual - but I COULD BE for ASHLEY JUDD - is she not just the sexiest, hottest little girl next door type who'd also be a blast to hang out with?? She's the ulitimate great all around girl!

And the SKANKS - Here goes - PAMELA ANDERSON MINUS HER DISEASES! Come on - she is just hot and I'd love to look like her! I'd have to say I wouldn't turn her down if she was disease free. ALSO - I'd do Angelina Jolie too - she's got it all going on except she looks like she's been punched in the mouth one too many times - I'd still let her lick the carpet........I'm terrible!

Cillian Murphy. I met him once after they filmed 28 Days Later. He was the most beautiful man I'd ever set eyes on.

I can't decide between Sam Elliott or George Clooney. If either one came knocking on my door they'd be in trouble! Maybe both at the same time..hmmm

I, being a woman of changing moods and tastes, have decided that I want a different hottie for each day of the week...

Monday Man: Benjamin Bratt, he has SUCH a sexy smile...

Tuesday Man: Toby Keith... I just love him

Wednesday Man: Andy Garcia ~ sizzlin'

Thursday Men: Paulie and Vinnie from American Chopper...of course at the same time

Friday Man: George Clooney if you other girls haven't worn him out

Saturday Man: The Rock... Saturday night wrestling :)

Sunday: Ritchie Sambora... with or without his guitar

Hmmmm...So many and so little time LOL

I LOVE vin diesel..Derek Jeter, Christian Slayer..Wellsworth Miller (prison Break On Fox) Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks

I have a few more just my brain can't think of them all LOL

OOH YEAH!! WENTWORTH MILLER AND KENNY CHESNEY FOR SURE. THEY ARE SO HOT! I DON'T LIKE PRISON MOVIES, BUT HE IS HOTTT! DID YOU SEE HIM ON THE PREMIER OF GHOST WHISPERER?? Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Viggo Mortensen

Chris Noth

LL Cool J

Thursday Men: Paulie and Vinnie from American Chopper...of course at the same time

PAMRN...I live in Orange County NY and I went to school with these two! Vinnie and I are the same age, Paulie is two years younger than me...You think they are hot on TV oh girl....You need take a trip up and see em in person. I think what makes them sexier is that they do a lot of AWESOME charity work so I gotta give them alot of credit for that!! I think we only see a small fraction on the television of exactly what they have their hands in. Paul Sr. has an amazing body and ya know what..HE knows it. He goes to the gym where my sister goes.

Good Choice........

AIMZEE....phew, thought I was the only Zombie freek out here~Its nice to know we aren't alone....But now there is competition :)

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