I find that post banders look down their noses at us pre-banders and feel we have no valid opinions about anything.

What do you think :thumbup:

Hey smsmithart I don't blame them. You look fine, grrl. Congratulations. If anyone deserves to act uppity, it is you.

I think there should be a thread that newbies should be required to read that explains that the longer you have the band, the meaner you get.

El Diablo, or whoever you are... I think you need to get a sense of humor. Muuaahahahahahah...

*she twists her mustache and squints her good eye*

I prefer the evil laugh with a "w".. Mwhahahahaha.

yes but you're a fairy and your evil laugh is bound to sound different than el diablos, eh?

A fairy with an evil laugh. Why do I think of the movie Willow?

When I evil laugh in real life I sound like the witch from Wizard of Oz. DD will ask on occasion for me to "cackle like the witch" for her friends.

Sometimes I scare myself.

But, I think the cackle is different than the laugh...the cackle doesn't have an M or a W. Just a series of E's and H's...but again - no idea how to spell it.

I find that post banders look down their noses at us pre-banders and feel we have no valid opinions about anything.

What do you think :mad2:

LMFAO! Dan, you are hilarious!! :wink::thumbup::lol:

there is absolutely NO burping involved......

i like it BJean:

up-chuck-a-chunk:wink:.......

Really? Then I must have been doing it wrong. Guess I missed that in the "Post-Bandsters Manual"...

...and I've heard it was BWAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

Edited February 18, 200917 yr by LilMissDiva

Hey smsmithart I don't blame them. You look fine, grrl. Congratulations. If anyone deserves to act uppity, it is you.

I think there should be a thread that newbies should be required to read that explains that the longer you have the band, the meaner you get.

El Diablo, or whoever you are... I think you need to get a sense of humor. Muuaahahahahahah...

*she twists her mustache and squints her good eye*

aw thanks bjean ***blushing**

i dont act uppity though i talk to everyone...even the newbies..and im nice to them hell im nice to the people on here that i can not relate to at all...

i dont comment on the foods section because i eat crap and thats bad and someone else might read it and think its ok to eat crap ..then come back to me and say i followed your cheetos and fruitroll up diet and didnt loose any weight..

actually when i see a newbie say i was just banded and i had a steak and a cheeseburger 3 days post op im thinking ..was it good it? sounds great..

'm nice to everyone...says so in my name....besides, Miztrsmartass didn't seem such a good name back when i was single. lololol

is it Dan Dan the Dish Direct man?

cheetos and fruit roll up diet? Can we get some more info on that please?

How can you eat a fruit roll up?!!

WHY would you eat a fruit roll up? *gag*

Now Cheetos, that's another thing... can't bring those greasy cheesy things into the house.

Hey you guys knocking my diet...fruit roll up are yummy and I buy single serving cheetos packs and snack on those..that's my idea of portion control. I follow calories in vs calories out rule if I use up all my calories for the day no more eating...or more working out.

If we can substitute Funyuns for Cheetos, I'm on board!

Dill pickles are very, very low cal.