I find that post banders look down their noses at us pre-banders and feel we have no valid opinions about anything.

What do you think :thumbup:

Miztrniceguy: "i'm not snobbish, but I am a smart-ass, cuz its better than being a dumb-ass."

And Mistrniceguy, you don't speak to the pre-banded because they are all dumb-asses, eh?

Tapping dancer, yes there is an initiation rite. It's called surgery. And with it you get less ass and therefore you become known as a smart-ass, and can lose the dumb-ass moniker.

It's a lot to look forward to.

Yea, the award is you get to wear smaller clothes!

Man...I thought you got a gold watch.

A toaster? I can't even eat toast anymore.

I am, of course, only addressing my post-band companions. Pre-banders need not respond...

Man...I thought you got a gold watch.

A toaster? I can't even eat toast anymore.

I am, of course, only addressing my post-band companions. Pre-banders need not respond...

as if! Why would I want to do that!

So far I can eat anything, haven't tried hamburger or steak yet.

Ok I will take one for the home team.

I admit it I am a snob under this definition:

A workman who accepts lower than the usual wages, or who refuses to strike when his fellows do; a rat; a knobstick.

Those who work for lower wages during a strike are called snobs, the men who stand out being "nobs" --De Quincey.

I really really need my job :cursing: :frown:

Man...I thought you got a gold watch.

A toaster? I can't even eat toast anymore.

I am, of course, only addressing my post-band companions. Pre-banders need not respond...

I'm with you, Glou. A toaster - bah humbug. I think the gold watch is for those who are at-or-below goal for 5 years OR for answering for the 1000th time 'What's a PB?'.

I'm with you, Glou. A toaster - bah humbug. I think the gold watch is for those who are at-or-below goal for 5 years OR for answering for the 1000th time 'What's a PB?'.

ha lol...whats a pb i love that almost as much as im 1 day post op and i was hungry so i had 3 grilled burritos

Ooh...those rascally newbies.

I think that's it...it's not the pre-banders, it's the baby-banders who ask dumb questions or eat 3 burritos.

you know he said he was not serious but there is truth in humor...

and some people on here are straight mean hitler type mean...

Yeah, and when you getcher band, and you read what all the pre-banded or newbies (dumb asses) write, you LMAO, a lot. Hence the smaller ass.

I know I should be at goal because I have definitely answered "What's a PB" at least 5000 times! Who invented that term anyway?? Up-chuck-a-chunk is more appropriate.

BTW, Dfgil2p38x4 (whatever), thanks. This is lotso fun.

I'm sorry, but I don't speak to the pre-banded.

Plain, I know that Dan is trying to be a comedian here, but I have to say that out of all the people I have met here, YOU are the funniest. :frown:

you know he said he was not serious but there is truth in humor...

and some people on here are straight mean hitler type mean...

I know, I've met a few of them.

you know he said he was not serious but there is truth in humor...

and some people on here are straight mean hitler type mean...

Hey, I'm proud to be a post-bander and everyone else should be shot.

Who invented that term anyway?? Up-chuck-a-chunk is more appropriate.

there is absolutely NO burping involved......

i like it BJean:

up-chuck-a-chunk:wink:.......