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I deleted this post. I changed my mind about having it on here.

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how about one long/slender AND one tiny/powerful??? accomplishes "multiple" ummmm tasks...

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Glad I could help. :tongue_smilie:

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removing my post

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this is quite a thread

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I hope you enjoy it. Toys for the gspot are a completely different sensation. ;P

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okay, I had a problem. I went to that site and put that in and it brought up a whole bunch of products. I am not sure which one you are talking about.

Which site? The one Lauren gave you with free shipping?

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I'd say get the cheaper one that says G-vibe...or whichever you want...but cheaper is better until you know if you like it a lot then you can buy a better one :rolleyes:

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Then order something else too :rolleyes:

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I think I read a study a little while back that theorized that not all ladies have a "g spot". The hypothesis was that ladies that have a g spot were the ones more likely to orgasm through intercourse alone. Does this sound familiar to anybody?

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Well I have a G-spot and I can't orgasm from intercourse...

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It makes sense though, becuase the clitoris is much more than just the bit you can see, it has branches that extend down, and perhaps some people's can be stimulated through the vagina? depending on personal anatomy, everyone's built slightly differently.

I have a funny story about vibrators. We didnt even order any, about three weeks ago we got a slip in the mail box saying there was a parcel at the post office that we had to go and collect as we werent home when it was delivered.

I go over to the local post office and the lady comes out with this huge box, really heavy. Plastered all over the side of the box was a huge lable SASSY VIBES. I just about died of embarrassment and the PO lady had a smirk on her face, it was obvious they'd all been having a joke at this big box of vibrators.

We never ordered anthing, I protested. Oh, yeah, suuuuuuuuuure you didnt say the post office staff, lol. Truly we didnt, but we opened it anyway (as you do, of course). It was all gift wrapped, couldnt see any of the items but the invoice had stuff like Big Bertha and Tonsil Tickler and a whole lot of books about "pleasures for one", roflmao!!!! Doug was all for opening them all then and there, but I said no, how embarrassing will it be if they figure it out and we've opened it all. Sure enough, a few days later someone rings, there's two Hutchinson's on their records (that's where our bullet came from) an they sent it to the wrong one, could we send it back marked Return to Sender. Trouble is I have to go BACK to the PO with the big Sassy Vibes box!

Who dares me to say to the post office lady "oh, this one didnt work, I need the mega power kickstart model"?

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LOL wow. That's a big mistake lol.

Also if I order that stuff online I make sure the packaging is discreet LOL

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