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Hi all. I am not yet banded but I have a question for you ladies that have been. I enjoy performing oral sex on my husband and to put it nicely I am not a spitter. Does the band (or has it) prevented anyone from being be able to do this?

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Hi all. I am not yet banded but I have a question for you ladies that have been. I enjoy performing oral sex on my husband and to put it nicely I am not a spitter. Does the band (or has it) prevented anyone from being be able to do this?

I'd think it would depend on the person. Some tastes & smells are not the same to some people that they once were. At least not to me, but being single, I haven't "experienced" that yet. But boy it sure should be fun finding out!!!!!! ha!!!!!! :tongue2:

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...just make sure you do not consume liquid 1 hr. to 45 min b/4 meals and 1 hr. to 45 min after meals. Other than that, don't think there are any rules. Lucky man in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!

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...although I should add sometimes I worry if he'll bump into my band... HA HA HAAA J/K!!!

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A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man’s age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he’s aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you’ve heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:

  • Fructose sugar

  • Water

  • Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., Vitamin C)

  • Citric acid

  • Enzymes

  • Protein

  • Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)

  • Zinc

Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you’re gulping gallons of it each day, it’s no substitute for real nutritious cuisine.

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