Why is it that husbands ca'nt seem smell their own farts? I was going to go watch some tv with him and enjoy the evening .... but no, not going to happen tonight. I all most past out when I walked into the room. I screamed... quick spray some air freshener. Then he gets all offended when I make him get up to do it. By gad... I can even smell it coming down the hall now. I think the older he gets the more he has gas.

Does anyone else have this to deal with?

I think I'm getting a head ache.

I do'nt believe this, he came into the office and ..... I think I'm going to be sick.

:biggrin::eek:

But I thought this would be so appropriate when I got it from a friend today.

gk

Never

Never

Never

Never

Never

Never

fart when wearing a wet suit!

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PhotoEgor,

are you sure this isn't you on the F Plan Diet ??????

I just wondering? :confused2:

I think your husband and mine are related -- he says the same things!! LOL

My ex used to fart in unused dryers in public laundromats, and then slam the doors shut. He also liked farting in people's closets.

My ex used to fart in unused dryers in public laundromats, and then slam the doors shut. He also liked farting in people's closets.

Green,

You are cracking me up......That was really funny.

The farting in the unused dryers made me think of the farts in a can that you can buy at Spenser's in the mall. When he farts in people's closets....like when you go look at open houses when they are up for sale? I just thought of something.....I wonder if my husband has ever farted in a public clothes dryer....I will now have to ask. Your husband sounds like a wild and crazy guy; a heck of a lot like mine.

PhotoEgor,

are you sure this isn't you on the F Plan Diet ??????

I just wondering? :confused2:

Nope, not me, that's for sure. Looks like some fiendish torture device to me.