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This is gunna sound wrong- please dont ban me!

Right without being dirty or rude or anything, im not here to cause trouble but my other half asked me a question the other day and we laughed about it but as time has gone on ive been thinking more and more about it and i think its something i really should know but could never ever ask a doctor/surgeon!

Urmmm so here goes- Can you have oral sex with the band, and uno swallow:help:

Yeah maybe this shouldnt be in the food part:rolleyes

Sorry! but we'll its been bugging me:embarassed:

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EVERY MORNING!!!??? i wont let my hubby read this lol...he'll say he's missing out....anyway..still love the thread..heck we need to laugh!!! :bandit

Hmmmm, that's a great question. I would suggest doing it when you are stuck so that way it will mix with the slime:puke: and may be more tolerable. I know I certainly can't stand the taste of that stuff!

Also, if you do it daily, it may help with your Protein intake and allow you to cut out one of your Protein shakes, and ultimately save you money!

There should have been an additional warning in the subject to the effect that men should not read :)

I would tell hubby that you can't, sounds like a perfect excuse to me!!! I can think of a million other ways to get Protein and Vitamin C. Just remember, it won't be on your clear liquid diet.

lol...I am right there with you. Not that I don't enjoy the 1st part, but I will get my protien other ways as well. I just don't get what the big deal is to guys to swallow...lol...

Where is the puking smile??

LOL. One BJ= 1.5 gram protein. Beleive it or not one of my friends is a statistician and just had to calculate this, roflmao. It's not about the protein, this is his "reward' for stopping smoking when we got together about four years ago.

I thought it was funny that as I was reading this, one of the links at the bottom of the page (in front of this one) is "Protein suggestions for the holidays!!!" LOL

Well this is good to know, cause that question was posed to me just tonite, and even during my current liquid phase could we? I figure, as long as you enjoy it, and swallow, do it on an empty stomach.;)

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