Do you ever shove an entire blanket down your pants?

[AEdoesRnY 531]

Am I the only lunatic who shoves blankets/pillows/etc. under my clothes to show how much smaller I am than I used to be?

Exhibit A: a pair of pants that I could not fit into/could barely fit into for at least a month after surgery, now with room for an entire fluffy blanket...might be time for some new jeans...

[AEdoesRnY 531]

My sister's reaction was "hahahahaha wtf" when I shared this with her, so maybe trying to shove a blanket in my pants isn't a sane reaction to "hmmm these pants feel baggy"?

[Frustr8 7,886]

Tie a string or rope around your waist, when someone asks say "Oh my, it's the ONLY WAY I can keep THESE PANTS UP! " If they prolong the conversation you have a perfect chance to brag and be obnoxious about the situation!😝🚩LOL

[FluffyChix 17,410]

Just reading the title had me snorting coffee from my nose!

[NYJenn 1,461]

Why hold on to them? Get rid of those old pants

[Frustr8 7,886]

They have a balloon festival in Marysville Ohio and a great big Air Balloon out in Arizona, near Sonoma. Tie the legs shut, they can inflate them with heated air and your pants can be part of the festival! And meanwhile you can rock your newly slendarizing body! Win Win!👖🚀

[Orchids&Dragons 9,047]

Nope, you win the crazy-pants prize for today! Congrats! 😂

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On 11/11/2018 at 10:45, NYJenn said:

Why hold on to them? Get rid of those old pants

They’re my only pair of jeans right now, I have to go out and buy some more but haven’t yet!

It’s hard to believe that they’re so baggy now because they’d been my “goal” pants for at least a few years!

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On 11/11/2018 at 11:20, Frustr8 said:

They have a balloon festival in Marysville Ohio and a great big Air Balloon out in Arizona, near Sonoma. Tie the legs shut, they can inflate them with heated air and your pants can be part of the festival! And meanwhile you can rock your newly slendarizing body! Win Win!👖🚀

Oooh, I like this idea! Arizona sounds especially nice bc Minnesota is being dumb and already 20 degrees and snowy 😡

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On 11/11/2018 at 12:26, Orchids&Dragons said:

Nope, you win the crazy-pants prize for today! Congrats! 😂

Haha, I kind of thought that might be the case but figured if anyone would be weird like me it’d probably be someone on here!

[JoshFrost01R 1]

I did and it feels really nice