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I don't have anything intelligent to contribute but thought you should all know I am living for this post.

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Just now, hap314ness said:

I don't have anything intelligent to contribute but thought you should all know I am living for this post.

God! Don't let that stop you! It never has me! ;) bahahahahaha! Jump right in, the water's fine!

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Once an old master poopologist got a huge microflorian reading from a young skinny boy.

He thought this was the Poop-phrecy spoke of in olden outdoor outhouses that this child would bring balance to the poop flora.

But then he got killed By Darth Pooper.

It was also a shitty movie.

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On 31/10/2017 at 7:58 AM, Half-Tum said:

Avocado. Since surgery they make me feel bad. Too much fat?

Too little lemon/lime juice, perchance?

Nothing spices up an avocado like a meeting with a tablespoon of lime/lemon juice. Yum!

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17 hours ago, Berry78 said:

It would also follow that they could wipe out obese people's microflora and replace with that of normal weight people

Being tried in the UK and Australia already.

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At work we do fecal transplants in dogs ...it involves a kitchen blender people, a blender.:70_poop:

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This is such a coincident, but NRK (Norwegian television) is showing a program today about poop as medicine. I'll definitely watch it and report back on it. One topic is obesity.

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