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Dr K.,

Just back from dog route march. Sopping wet but appeared to have survived English monsoon. Relevant bits all seem to be in working order. WD 40 on stand-by just incase of any rust setting in.

Quick pic of swan that I saw whilst walking by the Long Water at Hampton Court Palace (I only ever walk in classy locations like Royal Parks!!!) for all the girls to oooh and ahhhhh over.

Oh for the love of God, jintycb...

Where the f*ck is your question???

This is not a chat room...

This is not your SpaceBook...

Nor is it your Twatter!!!

How about you and your goose take your pommy arse and....

Well, I don't know...

But keep your jibber-jabber out of my very serious medical thread...

NEXT!!!!

Oooooooohhhhh Dr KF, there was I thinking that I was providing some soothing pictures for your patients and their stressed and frazzled psyches. Not according to you I'm not!!! Well Buster, just let me tell you, after a consultation with you it's not just their physical health that is in jeopardy!!!! I'm surprised that you don't dole out straight jackets out with each diagnosis as you quite obviously leave a trail of gibbering wrecks in your diagnostical wake.

No wonder you're hanging up your stethoscope and forceps for a while. It's not that you are too busy to carry on practicing (and God knows, you needed all the practice that you can get!) it's because you know that your reign as a medical charlatan is OVER. Finished, ceased, no more.

Now, what are you going to pretend to be next, hmmmmmmm? The mind boggles. Donald Trump's campaign manager maybe?

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@@jintycb - "Now, what are you going to pretend to be next, hmmmmmmm? The mind boggles. Donald Trump's campaign manager maybe?"

You mean he isn't? If not, it has to be Dr. Kindafamiliar's idiot cousin. ;-)

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Oh lord!

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Am I too late for the doctor????

Doctor KF, I enter packaged foods into MFP by scanning the bar code. My Quest Protein bars (AUS) come up as 5 grams carbs.

The other day I searched instead of scanned (had thrown out the wrapper) and the US and Canadian bars came up as 23 grams Carbs?

Are carbs not counted the same across the world?

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Fat chance you've got of getting a reply. I think he's having a mega sulk as we've exposed him for his lack of creditable qualifications.

However, in his defence (God help me, I must be feeling charitable) he has the ability to make even the most world weary cynic laugh. He's worked his weird, warped, magical humour on me to the point I have spluttered out a gob full of tea (what a waste) and made me expel snot when I had a cold a couple of weeks ago.

NEXT!!!!!!!!!! x

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