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"Going to Lady Town" = "Tending the Lady Garden" in my neck of the woods.

This leads to all manner of double entendres involving gardening implements and practices...;)

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Ah remembering journeys down the Garden Path, ah yes, I remember it well! Haven't given up hope I will find a new Gardener for,my Sweet Old Fashion Garden. There are Heritage Tomatoes, A lot of people still search,for,them.Maybe,I'm in that viewpoint?😛

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There's nothing as inspirational to the seasoned horticulturalist as a mature garden! It urges him to take up his sturdy harrow and plough the friendly and familiar furrow with renewed vigour!

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Ooo Looly I tremble in anticipation of him arriving.
Saw in a recent article on Epitaphs
"Here lies John Ezekiel Smith . His widow Abigail lives at number 13 Highmeadow Lane and yearns to be comforted" Perhaps I too yearn to be comforted!😛🌻😛

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