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I've decided to become a Democrat!

I`ve decided, after much thinking, and some drinking, to become a Democrat. They`ve made great strides in the last few years to place us in a better position in the world, make our economy stronger, and give us as individuals a powerful voice.

Great men and women who aspire to help us think better by regulating what we think and by firing and/or destroying anyone who makes us think differently. They make us free by letting us do what they tell us to. Can`t be simpler than that!

Also, their motto "Do As We Say, Not As We Do" gives us a daily aim for our lives... our mistakes are inexcusable if they are not in alignment with the party - and why would we want to stray from that? A stern letter of disappointment will help us if we err.

And finally, and most valuably, they`ve taught me to embrace my enemy. Why fight and be miserable when I can adopt a hostile nation and their culture into my life. Hey, hummus on crackers isn`t too bad, and Camels make great pets. At least I won`t be in danger until tomorrow, Abdul tells me. Arabic is tough to learn, but in order to assimilate, I`ll take the extra time. It`ll be safer for all of us in the long run just to kneel.

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Awwwwww, who am I kidding? APRIL FOOLS!!

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I did not twist words it says that "homosexuality" is the way of death

Are you referring to the fact that homosexuals cannot reproduce naturally with one another? So, tell me, do you think heterosexual couples remaining childless by choice is a sin?

look I'm probably wrong the way I put down the person!

but my statments about thier lifesyle is corect

and abortion, homsexuality, among others is wrong

I sin to but I'm trying not to. and more importantly I have a Savior,

JESUS paid my debt. he did no wrong yet while I still sined He loved me and you.

don't let this sin I have comitted on this site block your heart,from JESUS

he is perfect, and I'm a work in progress

if you could have seen me 5 years ago you would say man you are so different .

JESUS is the Way the Truth and the Life

Are you referring to the fact that homosexuals cannot reproduce naturally with one another? So, tell me, do you think heterosexual couples remaining childless by choice is a sin?

MRS. Alexandra I do I belive that Homosexuality from what the Bible says about it is a sin.

It is a sin and the wages of sin is death

but if you belive in JESUS and turn from sin and turn to Him

one will be saved.

they think homosexuals is a way of life

they need to read the BIBLE.

it's a way of death

Well, that is just your opinion, isn't it?

Hey, It is interesting, I am not a Christian but my notion of Christianity is that Jesus was a caring and benevolent figure who wanted to embrace people from all walks of life and bring them into the fold.

It is funny that some people who profess to be Christians are the most hate filled ,nasty people, that try to dictate to others how they must live their lives.

It is irrelevant, but I am actually a heterosexual female.

I am sorry but I don't buy this whole notion of sinning. People are born into this life to be who they are, and live to their full potential.

In 2007 I would have hoped we had evolved a little bit more.

Susannah

Hi Leatha, I think you could be right on this. I have found people like that to be in the minority as time goes by. Most people just want to live alongside each other happily. Susannah

I just smell a troll, so perhaps by NOT reacting to his behavior, we can move forward in peace without having to say offensive things to or about any one particular group? Just my 2 cents..

On the one hand, I agree. On the other hand, to me, this a perfect example of "many" (notice I say many, not all) "Christian" people doing the following:

1. Cramming their beliefs down other's throats by blathering on and on about Jesus, who the majority of people on the earth DO NOT BELIEVE IN.

2. Saying inflammatory and degrading things about non-Christians.

3. Advocating hatred against Gays.

But whenever I try to point out this kind of behavior from "Christian" people, I get branded as being "judgemental", "mean" and "nasty".

This person here exactly proves many points I have been trying to make on certain threads that some "Christians" are really really nasty and want to take away Gay people's rights.

And you know, I think I've been very very nice and polite about it, much more nice and polite than this person.

I'm soooo sick and tired of pandering to this nonsense about Jesus. Jesus is a MYTH.

I'm sick of people attacking Gays and Lesbians with hate speech in the name of a mythological figure who about as much validity as Santa Claus. Sick of it!

I don't care any more. I am soooo done being polite about Christianity. It's people like 396Power that push me over the edge from being respectful to just plain being angry.

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I just smell a troll, so perhaps by NOT reacting to his behavior, we can move forward in peace without having to say offensive things to or about any one particular group? Just my 2 cents..

On the one hand, I agree. On the other hand, to me, this a perfect example of "many" (notice I say many, not all) "Christian" people doing the following:

1. Cramming their beliefs down other's throats by blathering on and on about Jesus, who the majority of people on the earth DO NOT BELIEVE IN.

2. Saying inflammatory and degrading things about non-Christians.

3. Advocating hatred against Gays.

But whenever I try to point out this kind of behavior from "Christian" people, I get branded as being "judgemental", "mean" and "nasty".

This person here exactly proves many points I have been trying to make on certain threads that some "Christians" are really really nasty and want to take away Gay people's rights.

And you know, I think I've been very very nice and polite about it, much more nice and polite than this person.

I'm soooo sick and tired of pandering to this nonsense about Jesus. Jesus is a MYTH.

I'm sick of people attacking Gays and Lesbians with hate speech in the name of a mythological figure who about as much validity as Santa Claus. Sick of it!

I don't care any more. I am soooo done being polite about Christianity. It's people like 396Power that push me over the edge from being respectful to just plain being angry.

but jesus still loves you! (tongue firmly in cheek)

i'm...uh...gonna go hide now...gottagoseeyalater bye!!!

Hey, 396 I accept your apology. Just know that we are all bandsters/future bandsters here just looking for support and advice. I understand that this is the rants and raves section of the board, but I am sure we have many gay and lesbian bandsters on this board. They are discriminated against enough in the wider community, they don't need to log on here and feel demonised also.

Susannah

Hey, 396 I accept your apology. Just know that we are all bandsters/future bandsters here just looking for support and advice. I understand that this is the rants and raves section of the board, but I am sure we have many gay and lesbian bandsters on this board. They are discriminated against enough in the wider community, they don't need to log on here and feel demonised also.

Susannah

Beautifully said, Susannah. And 396, your apology is appreciated! I hope we can move forward with debates in peace without attacking one another.

I too accept your apology 396.

It is greatly appreciated.

I too apologize for my angry rant. I do know that many Christians are loving and good people.

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