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Homosexual Liberal Atheists ~ What's UP with that?

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By paladin, in Rants & Raves

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BJean    16

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airwayman: You're on... but I hope you're not just one of those dudes who's all talk! :heh:

Jump in here synicalchick. I'm not sure I can hold my own. If you'll pardon the expression.:tired

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Sunta    5

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She gets really pissed off by their messy grammar, their bossiness, and the over all lack of intellectual rigor with which they take care of business.

ROFL!!!

I couldn't agree more.

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Sunta    5

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And I'm still waiting for ANY homosexual liberal atheists to make themselves known...

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BJean    16

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Sunta: I'm still trying to find myself. If I learn that I'm a homosexual liberal atheist I'll let you know.

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green    6

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And I'm still waiting for ANY homosexual liberal atheists to make themselves known...

I'm a liberal atheist with many, many homosexual friends of both sexes. And my husband and I marched in our local Gay Pride parade a few years ago (long story - lol). That's the best I can do. :phanvan I hope it helps.:)

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BJean    16

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Well Green, if I were to be the judge here I'd have to ask exactly what you WORE in the parade before I decided if it counts.

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green    6

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Well Green, if I were to be the judge here I'd have to ask exactly what you WORE in the parade before I decided if it counts.

My husband wore a big red blushing face and I wore attitude. As we were walking right behind the naked guys I figured no one would be paying any attention to us.

The way it all came about was that my tenant is a lesbian who works for one of the five national Canadian banks and the bank wanted to show a friendly corporate presence on Pride Day. Now, Pride Day has become a huge festival in our city and over 3 quarters of a million people come out to party so the mayor of the city and various corporations like to make their presence known.

Anyhow, the bank called for volunteers to march in the parade and got the following: my tenant, a gay friend of hers who does not work for the bank, my husband and myself, a straight Vietnamese woman who does work for the bank, her nine year old daughter and her older sister who was in town visiting her but who normally lives in Australia.

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Sunta    5

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Sunta: I'm still trying to find myself. If I learn that I'm a homosexual liberal atheist I'll let you know.

ROFL!!!

:rolleyes:

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airwayman    2

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airwayman: You're on... but I hope you're not just one of those dudes who's all talk! :heh:

Jump in here synicalchick. I'm not sure I can hold my own. If you'll pardon the expression.:tired

Okay!! A threeway, two chicks and me, woo hoo, in my dreams. Uh, guess I better ask my wife if it's okay. But if we're just talkin' about sex I guess that would be okay. After all, Bill Clinton got 37 BJs in the Oval office and he said it wasn't sex. Don't know exactly what it is about women that turns me on so much. They basically look like a man only just enough different to keep my full attention since I could walk. Don't get me wrong, I'm no pervert or sex addict, I just like women. BJean, you said you hoped I wasn't just one of those dudes who was all talk. Just what did you have in mind? Yours truly, Airwayman

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Carlene    12

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Okay!! A threeway, two chicks and me, woo hoo, in my dreams. Uh, guess I better ask my wife if it's okay. But if we're just talkin' about sex I guess that would be okay. After all, Bill Clinton got 37 BJs in the Oval office and he said it wasn't sex. Don't know exactly what it is about women that turns me on so much. They basically look like a man only just enough different to keep my full attention since I could walk. Don't get me wrong, I'm no pervert or sex addict, I just like women. BJean, you said you hoped I wasn't just one of those dudes who was all talk. Just what did you have in mind? Yours truly, Airwayman

Down, boy....down. You're gonna have a heart attack at this rate.

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AshevilleEddie    14

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Originally posted by airwayman

"A threeway, two chicks and me"

EWWW!! Of course I do realize that's every Str8 man's fantasy...

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marjon9    6

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EWWW!! Of course I do realize that's every Str8 man's fantasy...

Don't forget, my son, all you have to do is "choose" to be attracted to women. :D

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green    6

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EWWW!! Of course I do realize that's every Str8 man's fantasy...

Oh, um, erg.... This is the way I once explained sex stuff to a boyfriend of mine who got kind of funny about some of my gay friends. I explained this issue of sexual orientation to him as as ultimately boiling down to a very simple question: What gets you excited? If it is the same sex equipment that you have, then you are gay and if it ain't, well then, you ain't.

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