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marjon9

LAP-BAND Patients
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  1.    itstimealready reacted to a post in a topic: Sorry, the sex is bad!
  2. Alex Brecher started following marjon9
  3. I used to have a magic wand, but then I had an erection lasting more than 4 hours and, foolishly, I failed to seek medical help. As I should have foreseen, serious consequences ensued. Now I can't even pull a rabbit out of my hat. Let's just say that priapism is not all its cracked up to be.
  4. When it comes to peanut butter this is what I do and I think everyone else should do it also. http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2006-07/kid-mess-with-peanut-butter.jpg
  5. My sister uses a straw to eat peanut butter. And she was also the Prom Queen. Coincidence?
  6. Exactly, and don't forget, my recipe also calls for adding "peanut butter" to the mix. When you add the peanut butter to the mix also, it becomes really, really like peanut butter. It's quite remarkable. I'm very proud of this recipe.
  7. Powdered Peanut Butter is good mixed with Water, peanut oil, and peanut butter. I also observe that one cannot help but notice, on an intellectual level, a certain appeal to Babygirl's new photo. What's the term I'm reaching for? Ah, yes, I recall. I believe the correct terminology is "shwing."
  8. As I understand it, Jake has fewer toes than other dogs.
  9. Fried tripe is band friendly. In fact, the last tripe I bought actually came with a lap band on it. I guess the rancher was trying to slim down the cattle to make that popular 7% fat hamburger meat, so all the cattle were fitted with lap bands. They were feeding the cows with Protein drinks made from that same cow's milk, so it was really a low-cost operation. Unfortunately they forgot to remove the bovine lap bands from the tripe before they sold it. It was pretty startling to find the lap band in my fried tripe. I thought to myself, "wait a menudo, this tripe is tough." Let's just say the whole experience gave a new meaning to the phrase "chew, chew, chew."
  10. FRIED TRIPE 2 pkgs. beef tripe 4 to 5 eggs 1 tbsp. water Bread crumbs Boil tripe for 30 minutes, then drain water off. Dip into beaten egg, then roll each piece into bread crumbs and fry in hot grease until golden brown. Serve with lemon wedges or tomato sauce, catsup or chili sauce. As far as I can tell from this recipe, you are supposed to boil 2 packages of beef tripe for 30 minutes in one tablespoon of water. Must be small "packages" of beef tripe. I'm sure you'll agree, this sounds good. But then anything fried in hot grease is good.
  11. Q. - If you post just to Post Toasties, are you a cereal killer? A. - Yes. Look what happened to Grape Nuts.
  12. I just told my boss I'd have a "productive huey" on his desk by morning.
  13. Cowboy's fan, since you say you are new I'll assume that your question is straightforward. If you want to know what pb means on this forum then run a search or two with the key word "pb" and you'll see what it means (productive burp). This particular thread is for people to say anything they want whether it makes any sense or not in order to have a few laughs. Nothing said on this particular thread should be taken too seriously. On the other hand, there is no shortage of serious, good information about the lap band on other threads. Good luck. Sincerely, Bob Phorapples
  14. I still find that I have to chew, chew, chew.
  15. Here is my favorite recipe for cat arse: CAT ARSE CACCIATORE INGREDIENTS 2 cups all-purpose flour for coating 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper 1 (4 pound) cat arse, cut into pieces 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 onion, chopped 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 green bell pepper, chopped 1 (14.5 ounce) can diced tomatoes 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano 1/2 cup white wine 2 cups fresh mushrooms, quartered salt and pepper to taste DIRECTIONS Combine the flour, salt and pepper in a plastic bag. Shake the cat arse pieces in flour until coated. Heat the oil in a large skillet (one that has a cover/lid). Fry the cat arse pieces until they are browned on both sides. Remove from skillet. Add the onion, garlic and bell pepper to the skillet and saute until the onion is slightly browned. Return the cat arse to the skillet and add the tomatoes, oregano and wine. Cover and simmer for 30 minutes over medium low heat. Add the mushrooms and salt and pepper to taste. Simmer for 10 more minutes. :crying: :teeth_smile: :eek: :tt1: :tt2: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
  16. Don't forget about Mao Tse-Tung. He had a very sensible idea for what to do with all those extra women running around. He offered to send 10 million of them to the U.S. This may be the best way to be sure that women are "entirely separate from men." Each country could just continuously pass along their women to the next country, on a regular schedule. Sort of like a check kiting scheme. Like I said, very sensible. Chairman Mao proposed sending 10 million Chinese women to US: documents
  17. Man have wives, mothers and daughters. Men are fathers of babies. It is really small-minded and, frankly, mean-spirited to say that men have no place in this debate. Male bashing is the last thing we need to add to this topic.

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