I probably spend more time on here than I should, but as I read some of these posts, there are certain words that just simply shouldn't be used...Try working some of these into a normal conversation and see if you don't get a giggle.

broth - ever use that word in a conversation? I laugh every time I read "I had some warm broth." I cook for a living, and not once have I ever made broth. Soup, yep, stock yep, broth...uh..no..

Bougie - Didn't even know what this meant, and still don't. (Don't wanna know either) Word shouldn't be used in mixed company. When people start comparing their bougies, I think those posts should be restricted to the men's room forum.

Surgerversary - Again, WTF? Can't we use normal english? You had surgery on X date or a year ago I had surgery. I can't go down to the Hallmark store and get you a surgerversary card.

Onederland - Where is this place? Is this in Canada? Again, try using that in a normal conversation. I'm sure you'll get some confused looks.

Feel free to add your own favorite banned words....

(btw, for all you out there that had your sense of humor removed with your stomachs..this is a little Saturday night levity.)

I think any sentence that starts with...."My sleeve doesn't like it when I eat.......

That's as bad as people who speak in the third person. "Would you like some Filet Mignon"? "Why of course not "Sleevy" only likes her caviar darling"

Today is my 22 week surgiversary!!!!!

Today is my 22 week surgiversary!!!!!

Dude what about its my 1 WEEK surgiversary

Even worse!

I think any sentence that starts with...."My sleeve doesn't like it when I eat.......

That's as bad as people who speak in the third person. "Would you like some Filet Mignon"? "Why of course not "Sleevy" only likes her caviar darling"

That's just as bad a man talking about his penis in the third person

That's just as bad a man talking about his penis in the third person

LOL!! I hate when the hubby does that YUCK!!

Ppl always look at me funny when I tell them what my Nut said. I just don't understand why! Lol

There was an argument on a thread where a newbie didn't get the word "Nut". She was upset that someone was so rude for calling a poster CRAZY!! I silently giggled,

no I LOL!!

There was an argument on a thread where a newbie didn't get the word "Nut". She was upset that someone was so rude for calling a poster CRAZY!! I silently giggled' date='

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I love it when people start fighting because someone used a "wacko" emoticon and it doesn't show the face just the word "wacko"

Yes I'm sick

I love it when people start fighting because someone used a "wacko" emoticon and it doesn't show the face just the word "wacko"

Yes I'm sick

That's why we love you!

LOL.. Sorry, WALK, WALK, WALK! And I'll continue to say it to the people who need to do it so they won't lie around and complain about the gas pain they continue to have and are puzzled why.

I think any sentence that starts with...."My sleeve doesn't like it when I eat.......

That's as bad as people who speak in the third person. "Would you like some Filet Mignon"? "Why of course not "Sleevy" only likes her caviar darling"

I agree! And naming it or calling it a sleeve, it's still your stomach just much smaller. lol

LOL.. Sorry' date=' WALK, WALK, WALK! And I'll continue to say it to the people who need to do it so they won't lie around and complain about the gas pain they continue to have and are puzzled why.

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Just remember to tell them,CHEW,CHEW,CHEW!

Also

I have a confession, I am guilty of some of the before mentioned terms. "My name is Just1Girl and I am a baby talking sleever addict" I have come to this forum to find a cure, if not a cure I wish to enter "baby talking sleever rehab.

That's just as bad a man talking about his penis in the third person

Is there really a problem with me talking about Godzilla like this? He does have a mind of his own.

Is there really a problem with me talking about Godzilla like this? He does have a mind of his own.

Call me a weirdo OTR.. but I like to be told by my husband what HE'S going to do to me, not his little (and by little I don't mean small) friend

And remember chew, chew, chew.