Words that should be banned from VST

[No game 14,436]

Is there really a problem with me talking about Godzilla like this? He does have a mind of his own.

Call me a weirdo OTR.. but I like to be told by my husband what HE'S going to do to me, not his little (and by little I don't mean small) friend

And remember chew, chew, chew.

[NewKristen 356]

LOL... Me too... I thought Nut's was another word for psychiatrists.

Me tooooo!!!

[Ballermom 803]

LMAO.. You guys are are over the top on this one. Lol

I'm sitting here laughing, giggling, almost slimmed on my 7 week Surgeryversary!

Love it.

[Rena's got this 274]

Already addressed, I know, but my pet peeve is the mistake of using loose for lose. You lose weight, then your clothes get loose. You don't "loose" weight!

[docbree 199]

Thank you all for some much needed levity! /[wacko]/

[buplee 556]

That's just as bad a man talking about his penis in the third person

Does that mean buplee shouldn't talk about buplee's manhood anymore?

[NewSetOfCurves 1,553]

That's just as bad a man talking about his penis in the third person

Lmao! I think there's already a thread on that in the Men's Room...

[RCN 25]

Onederland is where you can bougie on your sugerversary & Celebrate with some warm broth! Don't you know anything!! :-D

Hahaha good one!

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[RCN 25]

Hahahaha

Sent from my iPhone

[johnlatte 1,232]

Here's two more that I got hit with a little while ago. Where folks get their information...I really don't know..

Pouch - we have no pouch, we have stomach. We also don't have tiny tummy, but I've ranted on that one enough.

Absorption - We aren't in RNYville here folks......Food nutrients are absorbed in the intestines. Some, but very little absorption happens in the stomach. That's where food is broken down then passed on.

The Clue Store must be closed today......

[Ms.AntiBand 2,984]

Hint .. For the some who can't remember.

The moose is on the loose

[No game 14,436]

Hint .. For the some who can't remember.

The moose is on the loose

So far my weight LOSS hasn't been much, but when I LOSE more I hope the skin on my arms won't hang to LOOSE!!

[johnlatte 1,232]

Drum Roll Please.........

So today "Sleevie Wonder" and I are standing on the top of the "loosers" bench doing the "bougie" dance and super excited and flapping the "bat wings" to announce that the BMI-o-meter just hit a whopping 29.8, meaning that I am no longer an "o-beasty", merely overweight.....WHOHOO. Next stop on the "journey" is "onederland" . My Stalker-"NUT" is soooooo excited!! I will be celebrating tonight with some fine dining of coca cola and pizza, followed by some beers and maybe a few cocktails, and if I am not lying prone in an ER, will top the night off with a bacon cheezeburger! After all, I am not on a diet!!! I am so glad to have joined the "sleeved side " and have this wonderful "magical tool".

And just in case:

joke - verb: Make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.

all except for the BMI part!!

[No game 14,436]

Drum Roll Please.........

So today "Sleevie Wonder" and I are standing on the top of the "loosers" bench doing the bougie dance and super excited and flapping the "bat wings" to announce that the BMI-o-meter just hit a whopping 29.8' date=' meaning that I am no longer an "o-beasty", merely overweight.....WHOHOO. Next stop on the "journey" is "onederland" . My Stalker-"NUT" is soooooo excited!! I will be celebrating tonight with some fine dining of coca cola and pizza, followed by some beers and maybe a few cocktails, and if I am not lying prone in an ER, will top the night off with a bacon cheezeburger! After all, I am not on a diet!!! I am so glad to have joined the "sleeved side " and have this wonderful magical tool.

And just in case:

joke - verb: Make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.

all except for the BMI part!![/quote']

YAY!!!! Woohoo and YAY!!

Oh and can I come and "celebrate" too

[johnlatte 1,232]

YAY!!!! Woohoo and YAY!!

Oh and can I come and "celebrate" too

you know it boo!! let's par-tay!