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I'm beginning to think my stomach is after me. No not the one inside me.... She's content. I'm talking of the stomach I fired and cut or more or less stapled out the team..... When I'm alone I think I can see it out the corner of my eye. My neighbors say there's been a stomach hanging around my apt smoking..... I wonder what I should do. Cause there's nothing worse then a stomach with a grudge.

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My suggestion is to move. I mean move now!! This happened to a neighbor of mine when I was a little girl. She had fears of it coming back to get her but everyone told her she was crazy. Well people realized after a while they hadn't seen her for months so the authority's were called. When they finally broke in, all they found was a gelatinous mess (and the faint smell of Oreos)

It was assumed it came back on the middle of the night and slowly digested her over a period of months.

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Oh my god! No not possible! I'm locking my doors now. I'm going to call the cops if I see her!

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When they finally broke in all the found was a gelatinous mess (and the faint smell of Oreos)

laura-ven

:lol: :lol: :lol:

you might have lost 39 lbs - but thank goodness you haven't lost your sense of humor!!!

congrats on your weight loss

keep those jokes coming ;)

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I'm packing! There's a strange smell coming from the living room! Oh god what's in the box! What's in the box!!!!

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Worry not Fyre. Being as your stomach is female it should be obvious that she only wants to cuddle and reminisce about days gone by. Maybe watch an old move (An Affair to Remember will do nicely) and talk about old meals eaten and celebratory drink. Of course if you ignore her much longer you are indeed screwed. Due to the fact you share DNA she will be able to find you anywhere I'm sorry Fyre. There is no where you can hide.

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yall are hilarious!!!

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Omg 40! Lol she's mad and unstoppable! Aussie of KFC were in the box in the movie 7 it would of been better! Oh btw it was my ego in the box he's pissed to. I think they've been seeing each other on the side!

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Hard'en up. You're gutless!

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Oh you guys are funny lol

I love it

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