Beat Me, Beat Me, Ooh Yeah Right There

[msvickee 212]

Lol I am reminiscing about my days in the hospital and that terrible left shoulder pain. I was telling anyone who came to visit to beat my shoulder. I was moaning and groaning and my sister said, "good thing you aren't being recorded." I did not care how it sounded be ause that was the best beating I ever had! Ooh yeah, ahhhhh, mmmmm, right there, harder, harder, faster, ahhhhh! Just having a post-op flashback! Lol

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[PEvette 297]

lol...I know that pain.....still wake up to it on some mornings....its enough to beg someone to beat you! LOL

[thetruedream 54]

Lol.. that I'd funny... People always taking advantage of our pains..lol I had that same shoulder pain with my gallbladder surgery. But I didn't had nobody with me si no beating but u guess This time when I get my surgery next month u will get somebody to beat me up too.. lol

[Marty McSkinnystein 342]

Wait. I'm confused. Are you saying anything would be better, laughing about it, or saying if you get punched in the shoulder it alleviates the pain?

I'm 2 days out on liquid diet... I could go for a knock out to be woken up in 10 days.

[ProudGrammy 8,322]

Ooh yeah, ahhhhh, mmmmm, right there, harder, harder, faster, ahhhhh!

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hmmmm, couldn't ignore this comment

continued good feelings

kathy

[sleevertobe 22]

Hehe I was begging to be burped. My nurse and mom were burping me. :/

[mylifeinpink 349]

I had my his and with me- and I SWEAR it got rid of my gas in a matter of a couple of days because every time I felt it - he would burp me- even today if I eat too fast or have a bubble- of I lean forward and he runs or pats my back - it comes up- I have never been more thankful of anything in my life like I was for him there by my side in Mexico- burping me like a crazy baby

[SML1997 308]

LOL... Hilarious!!!! Whatever stops the pain right?

[dar1983 750]

LOL... Hilarious!!!! Whatever stops the pain right?

Absolutely! Tonight I was in absolute hell after trying to eat ground beef. After nearly 2 oz, I had pains worse than labor contractions. Two hours of sheer agony ensued. Twords the end, hubby was ' burping' me as I cried, and vowed to never eat solid food again!

5 days post-op

[Sexymary 7]

Haha! I thought u were talking about something else. I just have one question. I really miss my husband, (wink wink), when can we, well u know. And if we can hook-up, (wink wink), me climaxing will be ok. I'm only 9 days out but that's all I can think about because it's been too long for me. Lol! Help! I'm just curious! If I have to wait still, ok fine I'll keep taking COLD showers! Lol!

[petite-size-me! 70]

Absolutely! Tonight I was in absolute hell after trying to eat ground beef. After nearly 2 oz' date=' I had pains worse than labor contractions. Two hours of sheer agony ensued. Twords the end, hubby was ' burping' me as I cried, and vowed to never eat solid food again!

5 days post-op[/quote']

5 days post op-- ouchie!! I'm 15 days today and only had puréed roast beef watered down with stock yesterday! Take it easy, don't hurt yourself!!

Read somewhere on here-- if u can chew it-- dot do it!!

[dar1983 750]

5 days post op-- ouchie!! I'm 15 days today and only had puréed roast beef watered down with stock yesterday! Take it easy, don't hurt yourself!!

Read somewhere on here-- if u can chew it-- dot do it!!

My doctor said that although ground beef is ok...it is dry when cooked, which adds to the misery. he suggested roasted chicken shredded with mayo for added moisture. Tomorrow's dinner!