We're harder to kidnap.

next?

We can make native tribesmen scream "Bring back the sun!"

The next famine. We win.

We're funny, and if you don't agree, we'll sit on you.

Have a place to set the bowl of popcorn---and keep it away from the kids with your elbows!:mad:

Babies LOVE jumping on our built-in trampoline!

We are more gullible when it comes to buying diet anything--so the 'diet' market seeks us out and we are their godsend! It is nice to be someone's target audience! lol

You can hide things on your person or even in your FUPA.

If our plane goes down in the frozen tundra we'll be the last to be eaten.

Of course that means WE'LL be the ones doin' the eating. Ladyfingers anyone?

Love handles to hold onto!

Terry :mad:

No one asks you why you are not wearing a bikini at the beach!

We give the medical industry and fast food franchises a stable employment base.

We can show empathy for fat people, after we stop being fat.

Have plenty of room in stores..People tend to move away if your big

oh and when i was really bigger i had no social life..so ....

~Kristen

You can stand up and take your chair with you and still keep your hands free.

You get told you have a big personality.

You feel warm longer than everyone else.

You CAN have your cake, and eat it too.

We are often fitter than we think - with strong muscles and reasonably good cardio fitness (from lugging our fat behinds around 24-7).

We understand other fat people more completely than non-fatties can.

Will never have a heart attack from running a marathon

If your at a concert or a huge crowd of people, No one has to be told to move !!

Not doing Stairs

Not Push Mowing the yard

More padding!!

Honest to God, yesterday I accidently stepped on a National Geographic that was lying on the carpet and did a sideways *SWOOSH!* right on my turkey-plump glute and didn't hurt a thing! A skinny lass woulda bruised a hip for sure!

I don't know what it means. :think And it's not in there!!

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I just added it. Sorry it took so long.