We're harder to kidnap.

next?

Never too many dates or the phone ringing off the wall...:cool: is that REALLY a problem??

Dont have to worry about being rejected for the part of Mr or Mrs Santa or the Michelin Man

We're happier people than most. Laugh of the party.

We give softer hugs

I'm PLUSH and soft and cuddly..:cool:

Our boobages are naturally big. :cool: At least that's one thing that I like, speaking for myself. :biggrin1:

Buildt in seat cushions....I miss that!

:clap2: Boobages...hahaha.

We has reserves in case of a famine....:hungry:

We make nice pillows.

We don't have to spend a lot of time at the restaurant deciding.

We just look at the menu and say, YES.

don't have to worry about our girlfriends being jealous when their husbands talk to us at a gathering.

Everyone gives you your Space !

We can sit on someone if they piss us off..

More of us to love!

Lethal, please dont sit on me. I just know my port will pop up like a done turkey!