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Bariactric Humor (At Least I Thought It Was Funny).

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I have several Bariactric family members and soon to be one myself. I was in church yesterday when I thought of this.

While taking communion at church, I realized that bariactric patients are the only people that can take communion and get full. LOL. I could be the only person who thinks its funny, but I had a big smile on my face during that part of the service and everybody else was looking all serious.

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  • Wheetsin
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    I don't go to church & have never had communion, but I know that back in the Atkins days people used to freak out about the carbs in the little wafer thing and/or the wine. They went so far as to

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    Both of those are funny. LOL If you are still early in your sleeve, you could get full on one sample!! LOL I'll have to remember that next time I am there once I can have "real" food again. I am

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I just laughed so hard. I guess I will experience this for myself lol !!

OMG, that is too funny

I am 2 weeks post op, I have yet to go for communion, but it's so true LOL!!

I love the Sam's Club buffet!!!

Humor is one of the best meds, right after hugs!!

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OMG gonna be thinking bout that next first sunday lol

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I was hoping not to anyone with this post but I can see that that wasn't the case. Glad that I was able to share with yall.

You guys have me rotflmao!! Makes a person want to go to church just for communion! Lol

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Well, at least we will never be poor and hungry! We can just go through a store on the weekends and eat the samples. During the week, we can eat the samples from the deli counter or the mall food court, when they give out those free samples. Honestly, when we eat out, we can get up after the free breadsticks!

I have started mourning buffets. I will never be able to eat at a buffett again. Bye Golden Corral. Honestly, when you think of it, buffets are about quantity not quality.

So you were really full of the spirit, huh? Thanks for the laugh.

@ kczar, that is the funniest one liner/ come back ever!! This thread couldn't even be funnier!!

I love it, you all are an awesome bunch!!

Thanks for giving me a laugh!

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I have several Bariactric family members and soon to be one myself. I was in church yesterday when I thought of this.

While taking communion at church' date=' I realized that bariactric patients are the only people that can take communion and get full. LOL. I could be the only person who thinks its funny, but I had a big smile on my face during that part of the service and everybody else was looking all serious.[/quote']

Wait a minute!! I should be angry with u!! Now, everytime I take communion imma bust out laughing and the preachers gonna yell at me like when I was little and couldn't stop talking during service!! Hahhahahaha

I finally got to use this joke, yesterday (with my family) since I went to church with my mom. Afterward, at lunch with the family, there were so many "spin-off" jokes about the bread and wine at Communion we just couldn't stop the laughter!! Just had to share!

I have several Bariactric family members and soon to be one myself. I was in church yesterday when I thought of this.

While taking communion at church' date=' I realized that bariactric patients are the only people that can take communion and get full. LOL. I could be the only person who thinks its funny, but I had a big smile on my face during that part of the service and everybody else was looking all serious.[/quote']

LMAO :)

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